Uploaded April 2014 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
A catchy song to help you remember how to tie a bow tie. By comedian/musician Rob Paravonian.
This is the first video from my new series of Tip Songs, a series of music videos with helpful hints and tips set to catchy tunes. Look for more soon!
Many thanks to Rachel Blithe, Delissa Reynolds, and Bar Sepia in Brooklyn for help with bubbles, balloons, confetti and props.
A catchy song to help you remember how to tie a bow tie. By comedian/musician Rob Paravonian.
This is the first video from my new series of Tip Songs, a series of music videos with helpful hints and tips set to catchy tunes. Look for more soon!
Many thanks to Rachel Blithe, Delissa Reynolds, and Bar Sepia in Brooklyn for help with bubbles, balloons, confetti and props.



![Kellyanne Conway-America’s Ex-Wife [music video]
Argumentative, combative, never admitting mistakes and always blaming other people. Its not just your ex-wife, its Kellyanne Conway, and counselor to President Trump. We here at RobPRocks wrote a song just for her!
Lyrics:
I cringe every time
I see her on Meet The Press
Cause she’s not there to make a point
she’s there to make a mess
She clouds the truth so skillfully
the devil is impressed
She’s America’s ex-wife, Kellyanne
She’ll spew out so many words
you can’t see through the smoke
She’ll say things so ridiculous
you’ll think that it’s a joke
If time is money she’ll keep talking
until you go broke
She’s America’s ex-wife, Kellyanne
She’s America’s Ex-Wife, conflict is her life
Not letting you speak is her whole plan
She doesn’t care what’s true
she’s just here to screw with you
She’s America’s Ex-Wife, Kellyanne
Any point you try to make
is answered with a scoff
She’ll call you an elitist
as she holds her nose aloft
She’s not trying to win
she’s just trying to piss you off
She’s America’s Ex-Wife, Kellyanne
She’s America’s Ex-Wife, she’s always sowing strife
She’ll cloud the issues any way she can
She lies just because she loves to kill your buzz
She’s America’s Ex-Wife, Kellyanne
She can make crazy sound believable
She’ll turn all her lies around on you
She views the whole world as deceivable
She’s living a lie and she wants you to live it too
She’s America’s Ex-Wife, She takes such delight
In starting fights wherever she can
She will lie, deflect, and scold
she’ll give you s*** and say it’s gold
She’s America’s Ex-Wife
in your back she’ll stick a knife
She’s America’s Ex-Wife, Kellyanne Kellyanne Conway-America’s Ex-Wife [music video]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UTzUL1bk4fk/mqdefault.jpg)
![Monee Mutual Payday Loans [52 Sellout Week 19]
You have to trust Montel Williams, he was on TV and TV never lies! So when he says a payday loan from an online lender is a good idea you can believe him. Right? People don’t just say things on TV because someone paid them to, do they? Monee Mutual Payday Loans [52 Sellout Week 19]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ufhx1EKe3Bc/mqdefault.jpg)
![[Who Charted?] This Is How We Do
Rob P. takes a closer look at how Katy Perry do, and how she do apparently inolves ruining your life by going to clubs. [Who Charted?] This Is How We Do](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UrwV5FBOEvY/mqdefault.jpg)
![This car salesman knows hes done wrong [52 Sellout Week 32]
Whos more desperate, a car salesman trying to make his quota or a soul singer trying to win back a lost love? This car salesman knows hes done wrong [52 Sellout Week 32]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Uwv8lzs7nSo/mqdefault.jpg)
![Look! Star Wars! And Cars! [52 Sellout Week 48]
How does Star Wars Rogue One tie in with selling cars? Even the guy from Nissan doesnt know, but hes trying!
Weve all seen the ridiculous movie promotion tie-ins, I think Progressive Insurance even had some deal with a recent Star Trek movie. You know, because they have that policy that covers starships.
The music this week was fun and challenging because I was trying to get a John Williams-sounding orchestral feel but I only had one afternoon to accomplish the task. I think what I came up with works pretty well for this weeks 52 Sellout, and dont forget to wait for the woosh! Look! Star Wars! And Cars! [52 Sellout Week 48]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ux6K3IwFsnk/mqdefault.jpg)
![Dont Have Health Care Anymore [Dont Get Around Much Anymore]
A reworking of the American standard Dont Get Around Much Anymore, by Duke Ellington and Bob Russell, now about Americas health care system.
I even tried a solo! Sorry for the round-wound strings!
Guitar arrangement by Fred Sokolow
Lyrics:
Theyll push repeal through the house
With no debate on the floor
Theyll cut some deals in the back room
I wont have health care anymore
Some lousy out of state plan
Will be all I can afford
Therell be no doctors in network
I wont have health care anymore
Someday youll be
In the same boat as me
Youll be self-employed
In this gig economy
And then youll look for a plan
You wont find one like before
There never was a replacement
You wont have health care anymore
Solo
And then youll look for a plan
You wont find one like before
There never was a replacement
Our healthcare systems in the basement
You cant afford to be a patient
You dont have healthcare anymore Dont Have Health Care Anymore [Dont Get Around Much Anymore]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/V0SAIYKfgI0/mqdefault.jpg)

![I Love Decoupage live by Rob P.
Rob Paravonian jokes about internet dating and performs his song I Love Decoupage live at the Comedy & Magic Club in Hermosa Beach, CA.
Lyrics:
My coffe cup was plain on the side
And I tried to hide it but the space was too wide
So my idea was to try tricking it out
So itll be sticking out when I stick it in my mouth
But I didnt want to do the same old thing
With the gold bling or stones like some old hos wring
So I got magazines and started looking for scenes
Of things that had some kind of meaning to me
I remix em and mash em, with glitz and with flash
I customize and my fly style hurts your eyes
Its a surprise when you realize its something I made
My mug is one-of-a-kind and your mind has been played
I can play all day with the clip art and laquer
Customizing my [stuff] Im a houseware hacker
And now my cup is covered with a cool collage
Its fly and thats why I love Decoupage
I rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it anyway that I want
I rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it anyway that I want
All my life Ive been decoupaging
I could go pro bro, it could pay for my lodging
Im a decoupaging dervish, the competitions nervous
Cause they know I could stick a picture into any surface
I went to a strip club I even decoupaged ass
The girls were breathing hard like they was in Lamaze class
Im the master of plastering pictures
If I wrote a handbook that [stuff] would be scripture
Get your ass out my face, you cant keep pace
With your kittens and lace your [stuff]s a disgrace
Your place is back in a bed and breakfast lobby
Decoupage is my life, to you its a hobby
I could probably decoupage your face without you knowing
I could decoupage an ant or the side of a Boeing
And that 747′s fly fuselage will be my homage
Cause I love Decoupage
I rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it anyway that I want
I rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it anyway that I want I Love Decoupage live by Rob P.](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/WbDWd_X34EE/mqdefault.jpg)