Uploaded February 2014 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
Rob Paravonian jokes about internet dating and performs his song "I Love Decoupage" live at the Comedy & Magic Club in Hermosa Beach, CA.
Lyrics:
My coffe cup was plain on the side
And I tried to hide it but the space was too wide
So my idea was to try tricking it out
So it'll be sticking out when I stick it in my mouth
But I didn't want to do the same old thing
With the gold bling or stones like some old ho's wring
So I got magazines and started looking for scenes
Of things that had some kind of meaning to me
I remix 'em and mash 'em, with glitz and with flash
I customize and my fly style hurts your eyes
It's a surprise when you realize it's something I made
My mug is one-of-a-kind and your mind has been played
I can play all day with the clip art and laquer
Customizing my [stuff] I'm a houseware hacker
And now my cup is covered with a cool collage
It's fly and that's why I love Decoupage
I rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it anyway that I want
I rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it anyway that I want
All my life I've been decoupaging
I could go pro bro, it could pay for my lodging
I'm a decoupaging dervish, the competition's nervous
'Cause they know I could stick a picture into any surface
I went to a strip club I even decoupaged ass
The girls were breathing hard like they was in Lamaze class
I'm the master of plastering pictures
If I wrote a handbook that [stuff] would be scripture
Get your ass out my face, you can't keep pace
With your kittens and lace your [stuff]'s a disgrace
Your place is back in a bed and breakfast lobby
Decoupage is my life, to you it's a hobby
I could probably decoupage your face without you knowing
I could decoupage an ant or the side of a Boeing
And that 747′s fly fuselage will be my homage
'Cause I love Decoupage
I rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it anyway that I want
I rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it anyway that I want
Rob Paravonian jokes about internet dating and performs his song "I Love Decoupage" live at the Comedy & Magic Club in Hermosa Beach, CA.
Lyrics:
My coffe cup was plain on the side
And I tried to hide it but the space was too wide
So my idea was to try tricking it out
So it'll be sticking out when I stick it in my mouth
But I didn't want to do the same old thing
With the gold bling or stones like some old ho's wring
So I got magazines and started looking for scenes
Of things that had some kind of meaning to me
I remix 'em and mash 'em, with glitz and with flash
I customize and my fly style hurts your eyes
It's a surprise when you realize it's something I made
My mug is one-of-a-kind and your mind has been played
I can play all day with the clip art and laquer
Customizing my [stuff] I'm a houseware hacker
And now my cup is covered with a cool collage
It's fly and that's why I love Decoupage
I rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it anyway that I want
I rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it anyway that I want
All my life I've been decoupaging
I could go pro bro, it could pay for my lodging
I'm a decoupaging dervish, the competition's nervous
'Cause they know I could stick a picture into any surface
I went to a strip club I even decoupaged ass
The girls were breathing hard like they was in Lamaze class
I'm the master of plastering pictures
If I wrote a handbook that [stuff] would be scripture
Get your ass out my face, you can't keep pace
With your kittens and lace your [stuff]'s a disgrace
Your place is back in a bed and breakfast lobby
Decoupage is my life, to you it's a hobby
I could probably decoupage your face without you knowing
I could decoupage an ant or the side of a Boeing
And that 747′s fly fuselage will be my homage
'Cause I love Decoupage
I rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it anyway that I want
I rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it
Rip it and stick it anyway that I want
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Song written, performed, and recorded by Rob Paravonian
with backing vocals from Amina Camille
Lyrics:
When I go beyond our shores
I have to answer for
The Orange Man’s views
I don’t have the ability
To explain what they see
On their evening news
These jerks on T.V.
Do not represent me, oh no
They’re just embarrassing arrogant
National fools
And being lumped in with them is just cruel
So when (whoa)
She asks me if I’m American (whoa)
I know she’ll judge me if I say I am (whoa)
So I say that I’m from somewhere else
And when (whoa)
She hears my accent and she asks again (whoa)
I’ll say that I learned English watching Friends (whoa)
And I swear that I’m from somewhere else
I have but few vacation days
(It’s criminal how little we get)
I won’t throw them away
Explaining his crazy ways
In a world filled with rage
I don’t want to engage
I could say I dissent but instead
I just set it aside
And point to my maple leaf pin with pride
So it comes (whoa)
To the point where she asks where I’m from (whoa)
I tilt my head and then try to play dumb (whoa)
And then I say that I’m from somewhere else
Illogical and irate
He’s on a new tirade
All his bitching and complaining
It can be so draining
’Cause you’re stuck explaining
All of the things that he does
(Why is that now my job?)
And When (whoa)
She asks me if I’m American (whoa)
I’ll say “I just want Obama back again” (whoa)
‘Til then I’ll say I’m from somewhere else
And when (whoa)
She hears my accent and she asks again (whoa)
I’ll say that I learned English watching Friends (whoa)
And I swear that I’m from somewhere else")
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