Uploaded July 2018 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
OMG, 4 whole chords! CAN YOU HANDLE IT?!?!?
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How to Play Shape of You by Ed Sheeran, with Rob P.
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![Kellyanne Conway-America’s Ex-Wife [music video]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UTzUL1bk4fk/mqdefault.jpg "Kellyanne Conway-America’s Ex-Wife [music video]
Argumentative, combative, never admitting mistakes and always blaming other people. Its not just your ex-wife, its Kellyanne Conway, and counselor to President Trump. We here at RobPRocks wrote a song just for her!
Lyrics:
I cringe every time
I see her on Meet The Press
Cause she’s not there to make a point
she’s there to make a mess
She clouds the truth so skillfully
the devil is impressed
She’s America’s ex-wife, Kellyanne
She’ll spew out so many words
you can’t see through the smoke
She’ll say things so ridiculous
you’ll think that it’s a joke
If time is money she’ll keep talking
until you go broke
She’s America’s ex-wife, Kellyanne
She’s America’s Ex-Wife, conflict is her life
Not letting you speak is her whole plan
She doesn’t care what’s true
she’s just here to screw with you
She’s America’s Ex-Wife, Kellyanne
Any point you try to make
is answered with a scoff
She’ll call you an elitist
as she holds her nose aloft
She’s not trying to win
she’s just trying to piss you off
She’s America’s Ex-Wife, Kellyanne
She’s America’s Ex-Wife, she’s always sowing strife
She’ll cloud the issues any way she can
She lies just because she loves to kill your buzz
She’s America’s Ex-Wife, Kellyanne
She can make crazy sound believable
She’ll turn all her lies around on you
She views the whole world as deceivable
She’s living a lie and she wants you to live it too
She’s America’s Ex-Wife, She takes such delight
In starting fights wherever she can
She will lie, deflect, and scold
she’ll give you s*** and say it’s gold
She’s America’s Ex-Wife
in your back she’ll stick a knife
She’s America’s Ex-Wife, Kellyanne")
![Monee Mutual Payday Loans [52 Sellout Week 19]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ufhx1EKe3Bc/mqdefault.jpg "Monee Mutual Payday Loans [52 Sellout Week 19]
You have to trust Montel Williams, he was on TV and TV never lies! So when he says a payday loan from an online lender is a good idea you can believe him. Right? People don’t just say things on TV because someone paid them to, do they?")
![[Who Charted?] This Is How We Do](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UrwV5FBOEvY/mqdefault.jpg "[Who Charted?] This Is How We Do
Rob P. takes a closer look at how Katy Perry do, and how she do apparently inolves ruining your life by going to clubs.")
![This car salesman knows hes done wrong [52 Sellout Week 32]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Uwv8lzs7nSo/mqdefault.jpg "This car salesman knows hes done wrong [52 Sellout Week 32]
Whos more desperate, a car salesman trying to make his quota or a soul singer trying to win back a lost love?")
![Look! Star Wars! And Cars! [52 Sellout Week 48]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ux6K3IwFsnk/mqdefault.jpg "Look! Star Wars! And Cars! [52 Sellout Week 48]
How does Star Wars Rogue One tie in with selling cars? Even the guy from Nissan doesnt know, but hes trying!
Weve all seen the ridiculous movie promotion tie-ins, I think Progressive Insurance even had some deal with a recent Star Trek movie. You know, because they have that policy that covers starships.
The music this week was fun and challenging because I was trying to get a John Williams-sounding orchestral feel but I only had one afternoon to accomplish the task. I think what I came up with works pretty well for this weeks 52 Sellout, and dont forget to wait for the woosh!")
![Dont Have Health Care Anymore [Dont Get Around Much Anymore]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/V0SAIYKfgI0/mqdefault.jpg "Dont Have Health Care Anymore [Dont Get Around Much Anymore]
A reworking of the American standard Dont Get Around Much Anymore, by Duke Ellington and Bob Russell, now about Americas health care system.
I even tried a solo! Sorry for the round-wound strings!
Guitar arrangement by Fred Sokolow
Lyrics:
Theyll push repeal through the house
With no debate on the floor
Theyll cut some deals in the back room
I wont have health care anymore
Some lousy out of state plan
Will be all I can afford
Therell be no doctors in network
I wont have health care anymore
Someday youll be
In the same boat as me
Youll be self-employed
In this gig economy
And then youll look for a plan
You wont find one like before
There never was a replacement
You wont have health care anymore
Solo
And then youll look for a plan
You wont find one like before
There never was a replacement
Our healthcare systems in the basement
You cant afford to be a patient
You dont have healthcare anymore")
![[Who Charted?] Mirrors](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Wqdv0P4O1QA/mqdefault.jpg "[Who Charted?] Mirrors
Rob P. holds a mirror up to Justin Timberlake’s song Mirrors and wait... did JT just quote Kung Fu Panda!?!?")
