![This car salesman knows hes done wrong [52 Sellout Week 32] @paravonian](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Uwv8lzs7nSo/maxresdefault.jpg)
Uploaded August 2016 | Updated September 2026, 2 hours ago
Who's more desperate, a car salesman trying to make his quota or a soul singer trying to win back a lost love?
Who's more desperate, a car salesman trying to make his quota or a soul singer trying to win back a lost love?
![This car salesman knows hes done wrong [52 Sellout Week 32]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Uwv8lzs7nSo/mqdefault.jpg "This car salesman knows hes done wrong [52 Sellout Week 32]
Whos more desperate, a car salesman trying to make his quota or a soul singer trying to win back a lost love?")
![Look! Star Wars! And Cars! [52 Sellout Week 48]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ux6K3IwFsnk/mqdefault.jpg "Look! Star Wars! And Cars! [52 Sellout Week 48]
How does Star Wars Rogue One tie in with selling cars? Even the guy from Nissan doesnt know, but hes trying!
Weve all seen the ridiculous movie promotion tie-ins, I think Progressive Insurance even had some deal with a recent Star Trek movie. You know, because they have that policy that covers starships.
The music this week was fun and challenging because I was trying to get a John Williams-sounding orchestral feel but I only had one afternoon to accomplish the task. I think what I came up with works pretty well for this weeks 52 Sellout, and dont forget to wait for the woosh!")
![Dont Have Health Care Anymore [Dont Get Around Much Anymore]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/V0SAIYKfgI0/mqdefault.jpg "Dont Have Health Care Anymore [Dont Get Around Much Anymore]
A reworking of the American standard Dont Get Around Much Anymore, by Duke Ellington and Bob Russell, now about Americas health care system.
I even tried a solo! Sorry for the round-wound strings!
Guitar arrangement by Fred Sokolow
Lyrics:
Theyll push repeal through the house
With no debate on the floor
Theyll cut some deals in the back room
I wont have health care anymore
Some lousy out of state plan
Will be all I can afford
Therell be no doctors in network
I wont have health care anymore
Someday youll be
In the same boat as me
Youll be self-employed
In this gig economy
And then youll look for a plan
You wont find one like before
There never was a replacement
You wont have health care anymore
Solo
And then youll look for a plan
You wont find one like before
There never was a replacement
Our healthcare systems in the basement
You cant afford to be a patient
You dont have healthcare anymore")
![[Who Charted?] Mirrors](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Wqdv0P4O1QA/mqdefault.jpg "[Who Charted?] Mirrors
Rob P. holds a mirror up to Justin Timberlake’s song Mirrors and wait... did JT just quote Kung Fu Panda!?!?")
![Somewhere Else [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/YRJ-8USYNiU/mqdefault.jpg "Somewhere Else [OFFICIAL MUSIC VIDEO]
What’s the best way for Americans traveling abroad to avoid talking about Trump? Say you’re from Somewhere Else!
Video directed by Victor Varnado: http://www.supremerobot.com/
Cast: Dana Craig, Dara Jemmott, Rob Paravonian, Camille Theobald, Victor Varnado
Song written, performed, and recorded by Rob Paravonian
with backing vocals from Amina Camille
Lyrics:
When I go beyond our shores
I have to answer for
The Orange Man’s views
I don’t have the ability
To explain what they see
On their evening news
These jerks on T.V.
Do not represent me, oh no
They’re just embarrassing arrogant
National fools
And being lumped in with them is just cruel
So when (whoa)
She asks me if I’m American (whoa)
I know she’ll judge me if I say I am (whoa)
So I say that I’m from somewhere else
And when (whoa)
She hears my accent and she asks again (whoa)
I’ll say that I learned English watching Friends (whoa)
And I swear that I’m from somewhere else
I have but few vacation days
(It’s criminal how little we get)
I won’t throw them away
Explaining his crazy ways
In a world filled with rage
I don’t want to engage
I could say I dissent but instead
I just set it aside
And point to my maple leaf pin with pride
So it comes (whoa)
To the point where she asks where I’m from (whoa)
I tilt my head and then try to play dumb (whoa)
And then I say that I’m from somewhere else
Illogical and irate
He’s on a new tirade
All his bitching and complaining
It can be so draining
’Cause you’re stuck explaining
All of the things that he does
(Why is that now my job?)
And When (whoa)
She asks me if I’m American (whoa)
I’ll say “I just want Obama back again” (whoa)
‘Til then I’ll say I’m from somewhere else
And when (whoa)
She hears my accent and she asks again (whoa)
I’ll say that I learned English watching Friends (whoa)
And I swear that I’m from somewhere else")
