Uploaded May 2009 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
You know how that no matter what you put online there's always someone out there who's dying to say mean things about it? This song explores this wonderful internet phenomenon in country music form. Brought to you by comedian/musician Rob Paravonian, also known as the Pachelbel Rant guy.
You know how that no matter what you put online there's always someone out there who's dying to say mean things about it? This song explores this wonderful internet phenomenon in country music form. Brought to you by comedian/musician Rob Paravonian, also known as the Pachelbel Rant guy.
![Sappy Commercial Sends Terrible Message [52 Sellout Bonus 1]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Giz668SJ4bQ/mqdefault.jpg "Sappy Commercial Sends Terrible Message [52 Sellout Bonus 1]
State Farm has been running this āNeverā ad for years now, and itās sneaky evil. Scratch the surface and it goes from being sappy happy to cynical and depressing. Thanks State Farm!")
![El Inmolado The Hottest Hot Sauce Ever! [52 Sellout Week 12]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IfTmJRroIKw/mqdefault.jpg "El Inmolado The Hottest Hot Sauce Ever! [52 Sellout Week 12]
Other hot sauces pale in comparison to the holy burning inferno of El Inmolado!
Are you one of those a-holes who says that no hot sauce could possibly be hot enough for you? El Inmolado will shut you up, permanently.
Made from a proprietary genetically modified Naga Viper pepper into which we have spliced the DNA of a capsaicinoid ancestor from the early Mesozoic. Its the pepper that killed the dinosaurs.
It is the hottest sauce theoretically possible, measuring 53 million on the Scoville scale. It contains a neurotoxin that changes your perception of pain so the burning lasts long after youve cut out your tongue.
El Inmolado! Illegal in 17 states!
El Inmolado! Invalidates every health insurance policy in North America!
El Inmolado! Its the last hot sauce youll ever try!
El Inmolado! Sacrifice yourself. To the flavor!")
![We will underline any word on any surface! [52 Sellout Week 39]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JExRIJRI5CE/mqdefault.jpg "We will underline any word on any surface! [52 Sellout Week 39]
Get attention! Look important! Be louder than the rest! All with underlining! American Underlining has been underlining words for 50 years!
Iām not sure what to make of this weekās 52 Sellout but for some reason this is the idea I ran with: a company that underlines words. The important thing for a pitch man to remember is to be excited about any product or service no matter how ridiculous it may seem (R.I.P. Billy Mays).")
![Baby in a Bar [Live at The Bell House, BK]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JdW9pzAdJCk/mqdefault.jpg "Baby in a Bar [Live at The Bell House, BK]
I used to get mad when I saw babies in bars, but then I realized itās not the babyās fault, so I wrote this.")
