![The first credit card to reward you with kilometers! [52 Sellout Week 31] @paravonian](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FigEgRKRtJY/maxresdefault.jpg)
Uploaded August 2016 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
Don’t be disappointed by credit cards that offer you miles, get the Capital K Card and start earning kilometers! What difference does it make? It’s all just a gimmick to help you rationalize your spending!
Don’t be disappointed by credit cards that offer you miles, get the Capital K Card and start earning kilometers! What difference does it make? It’s all just a gimmick to help you rationalize your spending!
![The first credit card to reward you with kilometers! [52 Sellout Week 31]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FigEgRKRtJY/mqdefault.jpg "The first credit card to reward you with kilometers! [52 Sellout Week 31]
Don’t be disappointed by credit cards that offer you miles, get the Capital K Card and start earning kilometers! What difference does it make? It’s all just a gimmick to help you rationalize your spending!")
![Prax’s War Auto [52 Sellout Week 6]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FmECxGU5i_E/mqdefault.jpg "Prax’s War Auto [52 Sellout Week 6]
PRAX’S WAR AUTO IS THE BEST VEHICLE MODDER IN THE WASTELAND!! DON’T DO BATTLE ON FURY ROAD WITHOUT VISITING PRAX’S FIRST!! IF YOU WANT TO BE AWAITED IN VALHALLA YOU NEED A WAR MACHINE MODDED BY PRAX!! BE A WITNESS TO TOP SERVICE AND BEST QUALITY!!")
![Sappy Commercial Sends Terrible Message [52 Sellout Bonus 1]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Giz668SJ4bQ/mqdefault.jpg "Sappy Commercial Sends Terrible Message [52 Sellout Bonus 1]
State Farm has been running this “Never” ad for years now, and it’s sneaky evil. Scratch the surface and it goes from being sappy happy to cynical and depressing. Thanks State Farm!")
![El Inmolado The Hottest Hot Sauce Ever! [52 Sellout Week 12]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IfTmJRroIKw/mqdefault.jpg "El Inmolado The Hottest Hot Sauce Ever! [52 Sellout Week 12]
Other hot sauces pale in comparison to the holy burning inferno of El Inmolado!
Are you one of those a-holes who says that no hot sauce could possibly be hot enough for you? El Inmolado will shut you up, permanently.
Made from a proprietary genetically modified Naga Viper pepper into which we have spliced the DNA of a capsaicinoid ancestor from the early Mesozoic. Its the pepper that killed the dinosaurs.
It is the hottest sauce theoretically possible, measuring 53 million on the Scoville scale. It contains a neurotoxin that changes your perception of pain so the burning lasts long after youve cut out your tongue.
El Inmolado! Illegal in 17 states!
El Inmolado! Invalidates every health insurance policy in North America!
El Inmolado! Its the last hot sauce youll ever try!
El Inmolado! Sacrifice yourself. To the flavor!")
![We will underline any word on any surface! [52 Sellout Week 39]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/JExRIJRI5CE/mqdefault.jpg "We will underline any word on any surface! [52 Sellout Week 39]
Get attention! Look important! Be louder than the rest! All with underlining! American Underlining has been underlining words for 50 years!
I’m not sure what to make of this week’s 52 Sellout but for some reason this is the idea I ran with: a company that underlines words. The important thing for a pitch man to remember is to be excited about any product or service no matter how ridiculous it may seem (R.I.P. Billy Mays).")
