Uploaded July 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Verse 1
I fold my laundry like a toddler does origami
Got unmatched socks, and a shirt from 2003
The dishes in the sink just stare me down
I think the sponge might skip this town

Verse 2
I burn the toast and forget the trash on Thursdays
I’ve never met a receipt I didn’t keep
I leave lights on in every room I exit
And my keys take vacations without telling me

Chorus
But baby, I’m sloppy — not careless, just free
Like a song with too many bridges and in the wrong key
I’ll love you with typos, spilled wine, and bad math
I’ll show up too early… or ten minutes past

Verse 3
I talk too long, I laugh too loud in diners
I still write checks ‘cause my app won’t sign in
I eat cereal for dinner, soup straight from the can
But I’ll listen real close and do my best to understand

Bridge
My calendar’s a jungle of scribbles and delay
I plant good intentions — they bloom half-way
But if you need a hug at 2 a.m. don’t you see
I’ve got flannel, peanut butter,
And a corner of the chaos just for you and me

Chorus
Yeah, baby, I’m sloppy — but I show up true
With my heart slightly sideways and my shirt untucked for you
You want polished? I get it… but baby that’s not me
I’m sloppy — but I love you beautifully

Outro
Yeah, I’m sloppy…
But I love you completely