![[Oof, Who Charted?] 7-11 @paravonian](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Er4_MHIrN1o/maxresdefault.jpg)
Uploaded January 2015 | Updated September 2026, 1 hour ago
Why don’t YOUR home videos and made up songs hit #13 on the Hot 100 chart? Because you’re not Beyoncé. Also, there’s smoke monsters.
Why don’t YOUR home videos and made up songs hit #13 on the Hot 100 chart? Because you’re not Beyoncé. Also, there’s smoke monsters.
![[Oof, Who Charted?] 7-11](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Er4_MHIrN1o/mqdefault.jpg "[Oof, Who Charted?] 7-11
Why don’t YOUR home videos and made up songs hit #13 on the Hot 100 chart? Because you’re not Beyoncé. Also, there’s smoke monsters.")
![How To Pay Zero Income Tax [52 Sellout Week 14]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/F2bJUW7KMHI/mqdefault.jpg "How To Pay Zero Income Tax [52 Sellout Week 14]
Why go to H&R Block when you can go to a crazy, conspiracy theory-inspired tax firm that will let you keep all of your money?")
![The first credit card to reward you with kilometers! [52 Sellout Week 31]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FigEgRKRtJY/mqdefault.jpg "The first credit card to reward you with kilometers! [52 Sellout Week 31]
Don’t be disappointed by credit cards that offer you miles, get the Capital K Card and start earning kilometers! What difference does it make? It’s all just a gimmick to help you rationalize your spending!")
![Prax’s War Auto [52 Sellout Week 6]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/FmECxGU5i_E/mqdefault.jpg "Prax’s War Auto [52 Sellout Week 6]
PRAX’S WAR AUTO IS THE BEST VEHICLE MODDER IN THE WASTELAND!! DON’T DO BATTLE ON FURY ROAD WITHOUT VISITING PRAX’S FIRST!! IF YOU WANT TO BE AWAITED IN VALHALLA YOU NEED A WAR MACHINE MODDED BY PRAX!! BE A WITNESS TO TOP SERVICE AND BEST QUALITY!!")
![Sappy Commercial Sends Terrible Message [52 Sellout Bonus 1]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Giz668SJ4bQ/mqdefault.jpg "Sappy Commercial Sends Terrible Message [52 Sellout Bonus 1]
State Farm has been running this “Never” ad for years now, and it’s sneaky evil. Scratch the surface and it goes from being sappy happy to cynical and depressing. Thanks State Farm!")
![El Inmolado The Hottest Hot Sauce Ever! [52 Sellout Week 12]](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/IfTmJRroIKw/mqdefault.jpg "El Inmolado The Hottest Hot Sauce Ever! [52 Sellout Week 12]
Other hot sauces pale in comparison to the holy burning inferno of El Inmolado!
Are you one of those a-holes who says that no hot sauce could possibly be hot enough for you? El Inmolado will shut you up, permanently.
Made from a proprietary genetically modified Naga Viper pepper into which we have spliced the DNA of a capsaicinoid ancestor from the early Mesozoic. Its the pepper that killed the dinosaurs.
It is the hottest sauce theoretically possible, measuring 53 million on the Scoville scale. It contains a neurotoxin that changes your perception of pain so the burning lasts long after youve cut out your tongue.
El Inmolado! Illegal in 17 states!
El Inmolado! Invalidates every health insurance policy in North America!
El Inmolado! Its the last hot sauce youll ever try!
El Inmolado! Sacrifice yourself. To the flavor!")
