Uploaded December 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Barney: "Hey look at those toys."

Fred: "Boy, oh boy... aren't they great? I never had toys like that when I was a kid."

Barney: "Yeah, the kids today don't know how good they have it."

Barney: "Merry Christmas, Santa!"

Chorus: There's a Santa on the roof of the house next door,
There's a Santa in the window of the new toy store...

Fred: There's another one at Rocky's on the second floor.

Chorus: Which one is the real Santa Claus?

Chorus: There's a Santa with a tummy but it looks too flat... and another with a pillow, only he's too fat...

Barney: There's a Santa with his whiskers that are tied onto his hat!

Chorus: Which one is the real Santa Claus?

Barney: Which one?
Chorus: This one?
Barney: He's the tallest Santa Claus I ever saw!
Fred: Just feel;
Chorus: He's real
Fred: Here's another with a belly that is stuffed with straw!

Chorus: I have seen so many Santas either short or tall,
And about that many more I can't describe them all,
Barney: But just to play it safe I'm gonna choose them all
Chorus: 'Cause one is the real Santa Claus!

[Instrumental bridge]

Fred: Here's one;
Chorus: He's fun!
Fred: He's the fattest Santa that I've seen around!
Barney: How sad,
Chorus: Too bad;
Barney: Santa's stuck inside a chimney and he's upside-down!

Chorus: I have seen so many Santas either short or tall,
And about that many more I can't describe them all,
But just to play it safe I'm gonna choose them all

Barney and Fred: 'Cause one is the real Santa Claus!

All: Yes, one has got to be The really real-to-me Santa Claus!


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