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Hinterstoisser: By the way, Mr. President, I'm holding a reception tomorrow at noon, and it is my fondest hope that you and the members of your cabinet will honor my country once more by your attendance.
President Grant: A reception?
Hinterstoisser: A kind of entertainment. But I beg you not to ask me for details, sir. I want it to be a complete surprise. I sent couriers to all the other embassies, but I wanted to invite you personally.
I wanted to be absolutely certain that you'd attend.
President Grant: Mr. Gordon.
Artemis: Sir?
President Grant: I don't know what our schedule is for noon tomorrow, but as of now, it's cancelled.
Artemis: Yes, sir.
Hinterstoisser: Wonderful. I think you'll find it, memorable. Count Hackmar will be our guest of honor.
Presidnet Grant: Then I can assume it's something of extreme importance?
Hinterstoisser: You can, sir. So important that I want everyone here, including you, Mr. Gordon.
I want you to come. I also want you to bring your associate. By the way, where is Mr.
West?
President Grant: Well, Gordon?
Artemis: Well, sir, last time I saw him, he was heading for the garden. What the devil for?
Artemis: Well, sir, he said something about wanting to show the big dipper to the daughter of the Lithuanian ambassador.
President Grant: I see.
Hinterstoisser: No great tragedy, Mr. President. It is spring, after all. Gruber, see if you can rescue Mr. West from the young lady's clutches.
Gruber: West is missing. Find him.
Major West: I'm sorry, sir. I was detained.
Hinterstoisser: Where was he, major?
Gruber: With the daughter of the Armenian ambassador.
Artemis: Could have sworn she was Lithuanian.
Hinterstoisser: Armenian, Lithuanian, it doesn't matter, as long as she was, attractive, ja? You are invited to a reception tomorrow, Mr. West. I was just about to show your honorable president something quite special. It's in here, gentlemen, the essence of tomorrow's little entertainment.
No.
No, no.
You'll just have to wait.
I am sure that you'll enjoy it much more if it comes as a... complete surprise. Ja.
So until the reception, gentlemen you'll just have to wait.
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Hinterstoisser: By the way, Mr. President, I'm holding a reception tomorrow at noon, and it is my fondest hope that you and the members of your cabinet will honor my country once more by your attendance.
President Grant: A reception?
Hinterstoisser: A kind of entertainment. But I beg you not to ask me for details, sir. I want it to be a complete surprise. I sent couriers to all the other embassies, but I wanted to invite you personally.
I wanted to be absolutely certain that you'd attend.
President Grant: Mr. Gordon.
Artemis: Sir?
President Grant: I don't know what our schedule is for noon tomorrow, but as of now, it's cancelled.
Artemis: Yes, sir.
Hinterstoisser: Wonderful. I think you'll find it, memorable. Count Hackmar will be our guest of honor.
Presidnet Grant: Then I can assume it's something of extreme importance?
Hinterstoisser: You can, sir. So important that I want everyone here, including you, Mr. Gordon.
I want you to come. I also want you to bring your associate. By the way, where is Mr.
West?
President Grant: Well, Gordon?
Artemis: Well, sir, last time I saw him, he was heading for the garden. What the devil for?
Artemis: Well, sir, he said something about wanting to show the big dipper to the daughter of the Lithuanian ambassador.
President Grant: I see.
Hinterstoisser: No great tragedy, Mr. President. It is spring, after all. Gruber, see if you can rescue Mr. West from the young lady's clutches.
Gruber: West is missing. Find him.
Major West: I'm sorry, sir. I was detained.
Hinterstoisser: Where was he, major?
Gruber: With the daughter of the Armenian ambassador.
Artemis: Could have sworn she was Lithuanian.
Hinterstoisser: Armenian, Lithuanian, it doesn't matter, as long as she was, attractive, ja? You are invited to a reception tomorrow, Mr. West. I was just about to show your honorable president something quite special. It's in here, gentlemen, the essence of tomorrow's little entertainment.
No.
No, no.
You'll just have to wait.
I am sure that you'll enjoy it much more if it comes as a... complete surprise. Ja.
So until the reception, gentlemen you'll just have to wait.
#tomowensuap #harveykorman #gazoo #generalgrant #robertconrad #gazoo #magiclantern
ZZFO..ZZNL
