Uploaded August 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
"Neatly Yours"
[Verse 1]
I alphabetize the spices
And I fold the towels just right
I stack the forks by handle length
Before I sleep at night
I’ve got calendars with stickers
I’ve got bins for every chore
But somehow I still love you
Even when you leave the closet door ajar
[Verse 2]
You track in mud and peanut shells
You hum while reading texts
You leave the toothpaste cap off
Like it’s some kind of test
You snore in major seventh chords
And call that jazz romance
But when you pour my coffee slow
You do it like a dance
[Chorus]
So I’ll sweep, and you’ll spill
I’ll file, and you’ll freewheel
But baby, here’s the deal — I’m still yours
I’m tidy, you’re kinetic
I’m practical, poetic
We’re opposite and magnetic
I’m neatly yours
[Verse 3 ]
You made a checklist once — all scribbled in red
Then left it on the counter near the toaster and some bread
But when I cried on Tuesday
You just held me by the fridge
No plan, no fix, no calendar
Just time you didn’t track
And I’d trade all my labeled boxes
To get that moment back
[Bridge]
You say love shows up sideways
And I say it shines straight through
But maybe it’s the mess and order
That make this house feel true
[Final Chorus]
So I’ll sweep, and you’ll spill
I’ll plan, and you’ll stand still
But baby, here’s the deal — I’m still yours
You’re chaos in my Sunday
You’re footprints on clean floors
You leave your heart wide open
And I’m neatly yours
[Outro]
Yeah, you’re sloppy…
And I’m neatly yours
"Neatly Yours"
[Verse 1]
I alphabetize the spices
And I fold the towels just right
I stack the forks by handle length
Before I sleep at night
I’ve got calendars with stickers
I’ve got bins for every chore
But somehow I still love you
Even when you leave the closet door ajar
[Verse 2]
You track in mud and peanut shells
You hum while reading texts
You leave the toothpaste cap off
Like it’s some kind of test
You snore in major seventh chords
And call that jazz romance
But when you pour my coffee slow
You do it like a dance
[Chorus]
So I’ll sweep, and you’ll spill
I’ll file, and you’ll freewheel
But baby, here’s the deal — I’m still yours
I’m tidy, you’re kinetic
I’m practical, poetic
We’re opposite and magnetic
I’m neatly yours
[Verse 3 ]
You made a checklist once — all scribbled in red
Then left it on the counter near the toaster and some bread
But when I cried on Tuesday
You just held me by the fridge
No plan, no fix, no calendar
Just time you didn’t track
And I’d trade all my labeled boxes
To get that moment back
[Bridge]
You say love shows up sideways
And I say it shines straight through
But maybe it’s the mess and order
That make this house feel true
[Final Chorus]
So I’ll sweep, and you’ll spill
I’ll plan, and you’ll stand still
But baby, here’s the deal — I’m still yours
You’re chaos in my Sunday
You’re footprints on clean floors
You leave your heart wide open
And I’m neatly yours
[Outro]
Yeah, you’re sloppy…
And I’m neatly yours



![Marge Really, Really Likes All Hallows Eve
Marge Really, Really Likes All Hallow’s Eve
[verse]
Marge doesn’t technically celebrate Halloween
She says it’s against her religion
Her pastor told her it’s the devil’s night
And participation is strictly forbidden
She’s not allowed to dress up
And by that I mean purchase a costume
But Marge already had that black dress
And in a closet was already a broom
[chorus]
If you spend five minutes talking to her
There’s two bits of information you’ll receive
Her family are members of some conservative church
And Marge really, really likes All Hallow’s Eve
[verse]
When she shows up on Halloween night
Marge won’t say trick or treat
She’ll just ask you politely
If you have any sweet stuff to eat
Marge is not allowed to say the three words
She’s been told is a phrase said by sinners
But she’ll happily eat any candy
That people at doors want to give her
[chorus]
If you spend five minutes talking to her
There’s two bits of information you’ll receive
Her family are members of some conservative church
And Marge really, really likes All Hallow’s Eve
[bridge]
I couldn’t tell you if she’s got loopholes for other occasions
Cause I don’t belong to her religious organization
I do have my own faith, but I don’t want to be lumped in
With any group that won’t honor the Day of the Pumpkin
[chorus]
If you spend five minutes talking to her
There’s two bits of information you’ll receive
Her family are members of some conservative church
And Marge really, really likes all hallows eve
Marge really, really, likes All Hallow’s Eve
[outro]
Margaret, just know that one day you’ll turn eighteen
And nobody will be able to tell you how you can celebrate Halloween! Marge Really, Really Likes All Hallows Eve](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Mz3V6x5-25U/mqdefault.jpg)





![That Fighting Brood
[Verse 1]
There must be an investigation
Down at the police station
That fighting brood
Has made the news
They’re skilled with homemade weapons
I’ve heard they’re trained at vivisection
Don’t cross their path
They’ll kick your ass
[Chorus]
They say LuAnn sees things at midnight
They say LuAnn gets things confused
Nobody says that when I mention
That fighting brood
[Verse 2]
There was another detonation
Behind the railway station
That fighting brood
Has made the news
They’re experts in propulsion systems
I’ve heard they favour night excursions
Bring washing in
And lock the bin
[Chorus]
They say LuAnn jumps at shadows
They say LuAnn cries wolf too soon
Nobody says that when I mention
That fighting brood
[Verse 3]
There was a further complication
Beside the power substation
That fighting brood
Has made the news
They’re trained in chemical reactions
I’ve heard they move in small detachments
Bolt every door
They’re out once more
[Bridge]
I asked my bridge club point blank Tuesday
If I was sounding like LuAnn
They said, “You’ve always had good judgment”
And passed the cards back round again
So if the girls aren’t calling nonsense
And no one says I’ve lost the plot
I’d say the odds are overwhelming
This brood exists whether or not
The mayor admits
The mayor admits
[Verse 4]
The cleverest kids in town all meet there
At science club with all their neat gear
My grandson too
Knows what to do
[Verse 5]
I’ll ask him for an explanation
He studies their experimentation
That fighting brood
Has made the news
He looked uncomfortable and nervous
And said their work was mostly harmless
He stirred his tea
Avoiding me
[Final Chorus]
They say LuAnn sees things at midnight
They say LuAnn gets things confused
Nobody says that when I mention
That fighting brood
They say LuAnn jumps at shadows
They say LuAnn cries wolf too soon
Nobody says that when I mention
That fighting brood That Fighting Brood](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OcG5k2XHlDg/mqdefault.jpg)
