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"Canadian February Trilogy"
February came knockin’ with a stiff north wind
Rattlin’ the screen door, tryin’ to get in
Got frost on the windows, salt on my boots
A toque pulled down low, thinkin’ hard truths
The days feel shorter than my father’s breath
When he talked about work and the closeness of death
But there’s coffee on, and the radio plays
Some song about hope in quieter days
Oh February, don’t turn away
I know you’re tired, but you still gotta stay
You carry the weight of the year on your back
Between what we’ve lost and what we still lack
From the lakes of Ontario to Alberta skies
You’re the month that teaches us how to survive
The highways are silver from Winnipeg east
The prairies lie flat like a held-back belief
Saskatchewan hums under blankets of white
While Nova Scotia listens to waves through the night
There’s a kind of honesty in the cold
No place to hide, no lies to be sold
You shovel your driveway, you shovel your mind
Tryin’ to clear what you left behind
Oh February, you stubborn old friend
You don’t pretend things are easy again
You stand in the doorway, arms folded tight
Sayin’, “Prove to me first you can live through the night”
From Quebec’s frozen words to B.C. rain
You’re the ache that reminds us we’re still feelin’ pain
The cheque’s in the mail, or so they say
The bills stack up in their usual way
I hear my mother’s voice in the steam from the sink
Sayin’, “Winter makes you stronger than you think”
I drive past the Tim Hortons, lights warm and kind
Every stranger inside feels like kin of mine
There’s mercy in small things, I’ve come to see
A smile, a refill, a place to be
Oh February, you don’t sing loud
You don’t wave flags, you don’t draw a crowd
But you sit with us when the nights run long
Teachin’ quiet hearts how to carry on
From Newfoundland docks to the Yukon line
You’re the longest mile in Canadian time
They say spring’s a promise, just over the hill
But promises don’t keep you warm still
It’s the waiting that shapes you, the standing your ground
When the world’s gone silent under frozen sound
There’s a birthday candle burnin’ down slow
Another year older than I wanted to know
But I make a wish I don’t say out loud
Just to stay soft in a world so proud
February listens, doesn’t reply
Just lets the moon hang low in the sky
Like it’s sayin’, “Son, you’re doin’ just fine
One foot in front of the other, one day at a time”
Oh February, you honest old song
You don’t last forever, but you feel so long
You break us down just to prove we bend
Then hand us the year at the very end
From every cold kitchen to every back lane
You’re the month that teaches us love remains
So I’ll tip my hat as you fade from view
Thanks for the things I learned from you
February, I’ll remember your name
Come next year, you’ll likely be the same
"Canadian February Trilogy"
February came knockin’ with a stiff north wind
Rattlin’ the screen door, tryin’ to get in
Got frost on the windows, salt on my boots
A toque pulled down low, thinkin’ hard truths
The days feel shorter than my father’s breath
When he talked about work and the closeness of death
But there’s coffee on, and the radio plays
Some song about hope in quieter days
Oh February, don’t turn away
I know you’re tired, but you still gotta stay
You carry the weight of the year on your back
Between what we’ve lost and what we still lack
From the lakes of Ontario to Alberta skies
You’re the month that teaches us how to survive
The highways are silver from Winnipeg east
The prairies lie flat like a held-back belief
Saskatchewan hums under blankets of white
While Nova Scotia listens to waves through the night
There’s a kind of honesty in the cold
No place to hide, no lies to be sold
You shovel your driveway, you shovel your mind
Tryin’ to clear what you left behind
Oh February, you stubborn old friend
You don’t pretend things are easy again
You stand in the doorway, arms folded tight
Sayin’, “Prove to me first you can live through the night”
From Quebec’s frozen words to B.C. rain
You’re the ache that reminds us we’re still feelin’ pain
The cheque’s in the mail, or so they say
The bills stack up in their usual way
I hear my mother’s voice in the steam from the sink
Sayin’, “Winter makes you stronger than you think”
I drive past the Tim Hortons, lights warm and kind
Every stranger inside feels like kin of mine
There’s mercy in small things, I’ve come to see
A smile, a refill, a place to be
Oh February, you don’t sing loud
You don’t wave flags, you don’t draw a crowd
But you sit with us when the nights run long
Teachin’ quiet hearts how to carry on
From Newfoundland docks to the Yukon line
You’re the longest mile in Canadian time
They say spring’s a promise, just over the hill
But promises don’t keep you warm still
It’s the waiting that shapes you, the standing your ground
When the world’s gone silent under frozen sound
There’s a birthday candle burnin’ down slow
Another year older than I wanted to know
But I make a wish I don’t say out loud
Just to stay soft in a world so proud
February listens, doesn’t reply
Just lets the moon hang low in the sky
Like it’s sayin’, “Son, you’re doin’ just fine
One foot in front of the other, one day at a time”
Oh February, you honest old song
You don’t last forever, but you feel so long
You break us down just to prove we bend
Then hand us the year at the very end
From every cold kitchen to every back lane
You’re the month that teaches us love remains
So I’ll tip my hat as you fade from view
Thanks for the things I learned from you
February, I’ll remember your name
Come next year, you’ll likely be the same


![Marge Really, Really Likes All Hallows Eve
Marge Really, Really Likes All Hallow’s Eve
[verse]
Marge doesn’t technically celebrate Halloween
She says it’s against her religion
Her pastor told her it’s the devil’s night
And participation is strictly forbidden
She’s not allowed to dress up
And by that I mean purchase a costume
But Marge already had that black dress
And in a closet was already a broom
[chorus]
If you spend five minutes talking to her
There’s two bits of information you’ll receive
Her family are members of some conservative church
And Marge really, really likes All Hallow’s Eve
[verse]
When she shows up on Halloween night
Marge won’t say trick or treat
She’ll just ask you politely
If you have any sweet stuff to eat
Marge is not allowed to say the three words
She’s been told is a phrase said by sinners
But she’ll happily eat any candy
That people at doors want to give her
[chorus]
If you spend five minutes talking to her
There’s two bits of information you’ll receive
Her family are members of some conservative church
And Marge really, really likes All Hallow’s Eve
[bridge]
I couldn’t tell you if she’s got loopholes for other occasions
Cause I don’t belong to her religious organization
I do have my own faith, but I don’t want to be lumped in
With any group that won’t honor the Day of the Pumpkin
[chorus]
If you spend five minutes talking to her
There’s two bits of information you’ll receive
Her family are members of some conservative church
And Marge really, really likes all hallows eve
Marge really, really, likes All Hallow’s Eve
[outro]
Margaret, just know that one day you’ll turn eighteen
And nobody will be able to tell you how you can celebrate Halloween! Marge Really, Really Likes All Hallows Eve](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Mz3V6x5-25U/mqdefault.jpg)





![That Fighting Brood
[Verse 1]
There must be an investigation
Down at the police station
That fighting brood
Has made the news
They’re skilled with homemade weapons
I’ve heard they’re trained at vivisection
Don’t cross their path
They’ll kick your ass
[Chorus]
They say LuAnn sees things at midnight
They say LuAnn gets things confused
Nobody says that when I mention
That fighting brood
[Verse 2]
There was another detonation
Behind the railway station
That fighting brood
Has made the news
They’re experts in propulsion systems
I’ve heard they favour night excursions
Bring washing in
And lock the bin
[Chorus]
They say LuAnn jumps at shadows
They say LuAnn cries wolf too soon
Nobody says that when I mention
That fighting brood
[Verse 3]
There was a further complication
Beside the power substation
That fighting brood
Has made the news
They’re trained in chemical reactions
I’ve heard they move in small detachments
Bolt every door
They’re out once more
[Bridge]
I asked my bridge club point blank Tuesday
If I was sounding like LuAnn
They said, “You’ve always had good judgment”
And passed the cards back round again
So if the girls aren’t calling nonsense
And no one says I’ve lost the plot
I’d say the odds are overwhelming
This brood exists whether or not
The mayor admits
The mayor admits
[Verse 4]
The cleverest kids in town all meet there
At science club with all their neat gear
My grandson too
Knows what to do
[Verse 5]
I’ll ask him for an explanation
He studies their experimentation
That fighting brood
Has made the news
He looked uncomfortable and nervous
And said their work was mostly harmless
He stirred his tea
Avoiding me
[Final Chorus]
They say LuAnn sees things at midnight
They say LuAnn gets things confused
Nobody says that when I mention
That fighting brood
They say LuAnn jumps at shadows
They say LuAnn cries wolf too soon
Nobody says that when I mention
That fighting brood That Fighting Brood](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/OcG5k2XHlDg/mqdefault.jpg)

