Uploaded July 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
[Verse 1]
There must be an investigation
Down at the police station
That fighting brood
Has made the news
They’re skilled with homemade weapons
I’ve heard they’re trained at vivisection
Don’t cross their path
They’ll kick your ass
[Chorus]
They say LuAnn sees things at midnight
They say LuAnn gets things confused
Nobody says that when I mention
That fighting brood
[Verse 2]
There was another detonation
Behind the railway station
That fighting brood
Has made the news
They’re experts in propulsion systems
I’ve heard they favour night excursions
Bring washing in
And lock the bin
[Chorus]
They say LuAnn jumps at shadows
They say LuAnn cries wolf too soon
Nobody says that when I mention
That fighting brood
[Verse 3]
There was a further complication
Beside the power substation
That fighting brood
Has made the news
They’re trained in chemical reactions
I’ve heard they move in small detachments
Bolt every door
They’re out once more
[Bridge]
I asked my bridge club point blank Tuesday
If I was sounding like LuAnn
They said, “You’ve always had good judgment”
And passed the cards back round again
So if the girls aren’t calling nonsense
And no one says I’ve lost the plot
I’d say the odds are overwhelming
This brood exists whether or not
The mayor admits
The mayor admits
[Verse 4]
The cleverest kids in town all meet there
At science club with all their neat gear
My grandson too
Knows what to do
[Verse 5]
I’ll ask him for an explanation
He studies their experimentation
That fighting brood
Has made the news
He looked uncomfortable and nervous
And said their work was mostly harmless
He stirred his tea
Avoiding me
[Final Chorus]
They say LuAnn sees things at midnight
They say LuAnn gets things confused
Nobody says that when I mention
That fighting brood
They say LuAnn jumps at shadows
They say LuAnn cries wolf too soon
Nobody says that when I mention
That fighting brood
[Verse 1]
There must be an investigation
Down at the police station
That fighting brood
Has made the news
They’re skilled with homemade weapons
I’ve heard they’re trained at vivisection
Don’t cross their path
They’ll kick your ass
[Chorus]
They say LuAnn sees things at midnight
They say LuAnn gets things confused
Nobody says that when I mention
That fighting brood
[Verse 2]
There was another detonation
Behind the railway station
That fighting brood
Has made the news
They’re experts in propulsion systems
I’ve heard they favour night excursions
Bring washing in
And lock the bin
[Chorus]
They say LuAnn jumps at shadows
They say LuAnn cries wolf too soon
Nobody says that when I mention
That fighting brood
[Verse 3]
There was a further complication
Beside the power substation
That fighting brood
Has made the news
They’re trained in chemical reactions
I’ve heard they move in small detachments
Bolt every door
They’re out once more
[Bridge]
I asked my bridge club point blank Tuesday
If I was sounding like LuAnn
They said, “You’ve always had good judgment”
And passed the cards back round again
So if the girls aren’t calling nonsense
And no one says I’ve lost the plot
I’d say the odds are overwhelming
This brood exists whether or not
The mayor admits
The mayor admits
[Verse 4]
The cleverest kids in town all meet there
At science club with all their neat gear
My grandson too
Knows what to do
[Verse 5]
I’ll ask him for an explanation
He studies their experimentation
That fighting brood
Has made the news
He looked uncomfortable and nervous
And said their work was mostly harmless
He stirred his tea
Avoiding me
[Final Chorus]
They say LuAnn sees things at midnight
They say LuAnn gets things confused
Nobody says that when I mention
That fighting brood
They say LuAnn jumps at shadows
They say LuAnn cries wolf too soon
Nobody says that when I mention
That fighting brood
