Uploaded October 2009 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago
"Mukyu!!"
High Definition (Elementary, my dear Watson.)
youtube.com/watch?v=kMfRvCibw8Y&fmt=22
High Quality (lol, pun.)
youtube.com/watch?v=kMfRvCibw8Y&fmt=18
A video of me obliterating the weekly witch, Patchouli Knowledge.
Patchouli Knowledge is one of the possible stage 5-5 bosses of the game Mystical Chain, a fangame of the Touhou Project created by team Lion Heart. *Copies Marisa's description here*
PATCH!!! =D
Patchouli Knowledge must be one of the most awesome and badass characters in the series. Period. What other hikikomori do you know that can handle your ass in a silver plate? Not many, I assure you. Patchouli is known as the weekly witch because she can control the five elements (we are talking weekdays, not weekends)... apparently they are five in Japan. Let me see if I can name them by memory: fire, water, earth (those three are easy) wood, and metal. Did I win? *Checks* Nope, I lost... kind of. I did have right the elements, but wrong the days. Apparently, the days Tuesday through Saturday are cataloged after five planets which are named after the five elements: Mars (Fire), Mercury (Water), Jupiter (Wood), Venus (Metal), and Saturn (Earth). Sunday and Monday are named after the Sun and the Moon, explaining Patchouli's attack in EoSD extra:
Moon Sign "Silent Selene"
(Selene is the greek goddess/Titan of the moon before Zeus and his crew came in and kicked the Titans' asses)
Sun Sign "Royal Flare"
Five Elements Sign "Philosopher's Stone"
The fight against Patch, however, is the easiest out of the three. The hardest spell is the first one, but once you decipher it, is easy. The second one is practically a farm. Even though I got hit a lot, I really never was in so much danger. Finally, the third one is, well, the easiest of the three spells; both sets: Patchouli's three spells and the three witches' last spells. That plus the fact that you have both Alice and Marisa, the top comboers (I have a feeling combo doesn't have any variation and I'm inventing them) in the game, and you have one very easy fight.
Not much left of say about this fight. Next.
For more info on this game, check this wiki:
touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Mystical_Chain
P.S: "Elementary, my dear Watson" is, more or less, a misattribution to the Sherlock Holmes written by Doyle. It is said by Sherlock, but not THE original Sherlock written created by Doyle.
"Mukyu!!"
High Definition (Elementary, my dear Watson.)
youtube.com/watch?v=kMfRvCibw8Y&fmt=22
High Quality (lol, pun.)
youtube.com/watch?v=kMfRvCibw8Y&fmt=18
A video of me obliterating the weekly witch, Patchouli Knowledge.
Patchouli Knowledge is one of the possible stage 5-5 bosses of the game Mystical Chain, a fangame of the Touhou Project created by team Lion Heart. *Copies Marisa's description here*
PATCH!!! =D
Patchouli Knowledge must be one of the most awesome and badass characters in the series. Period. What other hikikomori do you know that can handle your ass in a silver plate? Not many, I assure you. Patchouli is known as the weekly witch because she can control the five elements (we are talking weekdays, not weekends)... apparently they are five in Japan. Let me see if I can name them by memory: fire, water, earth (those three are easy) wood, and metal. Did I win? *Checks* Nope, I lost... kind of. I did have right the elements, but wrong the days. Apparently, the days Tuesday through Saturday are cataloged after five planets which are named after the five elements: Mars (Fire), Mercury (Water), Jupiter (Wood), Venus (Metal), and Saturn (Earth). Sunday and Monday are named after the Sun and the Moon, explaining Patchouli's attack in EoSD extra:
Moon Sign "Silent Selene"
(Selene is the greek goddess/Titan of the moon before Zeus and his crew came in and kicked the Titans' asses)
Sun Sign "Royal Flare"
Five Elements Sign "Philosopher's Stone"
The fight against Patch, however, is the easiest out of the three. The hardest spell is the first one, but once you decipher it, is easy. The second one is practically a farm. Even though I got hit a lot, I really never was in so much danger. Finally, the third one is, well, the easiest of the three spells; both sets: Patchouli's three spells and the three witches' last spells. That plus the fact that you have both Alice and Marisa, the top comboers (I have a feeling combo doesn't have any variation and I'm inventing them) in the game, and you have one very easy fight.
Not much left of say about this fight. Next.
For more info on this game, check this wiki:
touhou.wikia.com/wiki/Mystical_Chain
P.S: "Elementary, my dear Watson" is, more or less, a misattribution to the Sherlock Holmes written by Doyle. It is said by Sherlock, but not THE original Sherlock written created by Doyle.
