Uploaded October 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
Some humans want hall passes to smooch people that they’ve seen
Like sports stars, prime ministers and even kings or queens
Reality show personalities, musicians, stars of stage and screen
Me, I want a hall pass for the monsters of Halloween
Dracula comes to my mind as someone I’d like to spoon
I’d like to brush up against a werewolf under the light of a full moon
I’d like my breath taken away by the Creature from the Black Lagoon
I want the mummy to unwrap me on an Egyptian sand dune
Some people might call most of my choices out of the ordinary
But I’m one of those people attracted to what they find scary
But I’m not a real big sicko who likes my conquests dead and buried (yuck)
Supernatural or Reanimated is a must, they can’t be just stationary
Some people want hall passes to smooch people with permission
Like real estate moguls, philanthropists, or private practice physicians
Like the people secretly ruling the world making all the big decisions
Hosts and hostesses of cocktail bars and sleight of hand magicians
With Frankenstein’s monster I think I could find a spark
I’d like to meet the Phantom some time when the opera house is dark
the Headless Horseman can take me on a carriage ride through the park
"Dr Jekyll or Mr Hyde?" you ask, well there’s no question mark (I’ll take them both)
Some people might call most of my choices out of the ordinary
But I’m one of those people attracted to what they find scary
But I’m not a real big sicko who likes my conquests dead and buried (yuck)
Supernatural or Reanimated is a must, they can’t be just stationary
On All Hallows Eve people go out to trick or treat
Me, I go to the cemetery looking for monsters with which to cheat
Although, to be fair, I also find it very hard to resist
Any human being in need of an exorcist
(Have you got the devil in you?)
Some people might call most of my choices out of the ordinary
But I’m one of those people attracted to what they find scary
But I’m not a real big sicko who likes my conquests dead and buried (yuck)
Super natural or Reanimated is a must they can’t be just stationary
Any monster that is listening , this song means I want to see-um
They can meet me on Halloween behind the mausoleum
I’m looking forward to meeting you, I’m not gonna scree-um
So meet me behind the mausoleum
Meet me behind the mausoleum
Some humans want hall passes to smooch people that they’ve seen
Like sports stars, prime ministers and even kings or queens
Reality show personalities, musicians, stars of stage and screen
Me, I want a hall pass for the monsters of Halloween
Dracula comes to my mind as someone I’d like to spoon
I’d like to brush up against a werewolf under the light of a full moon
I’d like my breath taken away by the Creature from the Black Lagoon
I want the mummy to unwrap me on an Egyptian sand dune
Some people might call most of my choices out of the ordinary
But I’m one of those people attracted to what they find scary
But I’m not a real big sicko who likes my conquests dead and buried (yuck)
Supernatural or Reanimated is a must, they can’t be just stationary
Some people want hall passes to smooch people with permission
Like real estate moguls, philanthropists, or private practice physicians
Like the people secretly ruling the world making all the big decisions
Hosts and hostesses of cocktail bars and sleight of hand magicians
With Frankenstein’s monster I think I could find a spark
I’d like to meet the Phantom some time when the opera house is dark
the Headless Horseman can take me on a carriage ride through the park
"Dr Jekyll or Mr Hyde?" you ask, well there’s no question mark (I’ll take them both)
Some people might call most of my choices out of the ordinary
But I’m one of those people attracted to what they find scary
But I’m not a real big sicko who likes my conquests dead and buried (yuck)
Supernatural or Reanimated is a must, they can’t be just stationary
On All Hallows Eve people go out to trick or treat
Me, I go to the cemetery looking for monsters with which to cheat
Although, to be fair, I also find it very hard to resist
Any human being in need of an exorcist
(Have you got the devil in you?)
Some people might call most of my choices out of the ordinary
But I’m one of those people attracted to what they find scary
But I’m not a real big sicko who likes my conquests dead and buried (yuck)
Super natural or Reanimated is a must they can’t be just stationary
Any monster that is listening , this song means I want to see-um
They can meet me on Halloween behind the mausoleum
I’m looking forward to meeting you, I’m not gonna scree-um
So meet me behind the mausoleum
Meet me behind the mausoleum
