Uploaded September 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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[Intro]
For many people, their vehicle is an extension of who they are
So if you’re into Jesus, I should know that when I look at your car
If you’re really into God, I don’t want to hear any excuses
Your car should reflect your faith, there should be no confusion

[Verse]
My car’s got stained glass windows with scenes from the life of the Lord
My top ten scriptures are taped onto my dashboard
Religious stickers on my bumper cover up all the free space
when I push down the horn, it plays Amazing Grace
[pre chorus]
My radio is tuned to religious stations
My seats convert into kneelers for adoration
I keep a shawl in the glove box for people who aren’t dressed modestly
If you ride with me, you’ll cover the parts that should only be shared privately

[Chorus]
But look, it’s not enough to just dress modestly
The crucifix you’re wearing is a good start, honestly
If you’re walking around, that’s the best you can do
But if you’re in a car, people can’t see you

So it’s important your car should resemble an emblem
As a tribute to the fella who was born in Bethlehem

[Verse]
My priest blesses the gas station where I buy the fuel in my tank
One headlight shines the word “God,” the other shines the word “Thank”
And from my rear-view mirror I’ve hung my rosary
I don’t use the mirror to check how I look, ’cause that would be vanity
[pre chorus]
My blinkers go right and left, but also up and down
The same ways souls go when they’re heaven- or hell-bound
I use the same brand of oil that’s used in the Pope mobile
My air freshener is incense, like you’d find in a thurible

[Chorus]
Look, it’s not enough to just dress modestly
The crucifix you’re wearing is a good start, honestly
If you’re walking around, that’s the best you can do
But if you’re in a car, people can’t see you

So it’s important your car should resemble an emblem
As a tribute to the fella who was born in Bethlehem

[Bridge]
There are people who respond, “Hey, that can’t be real”
When I tell them about what I’ve done to my automobile
I’m not offended, they’re not responding out of hate
They’re just not familiar with what someone who’s blessed will do for their faith

[Chorus]
Look, it’s not enough to just dress modestly
The crucifix you’re wearing is a good start, honestly
If you’re walking around, that’s the best you can do
But if you’re in a car, people can’t see you

So it’s important your car should resemble an emblem
As a tribute to the fella who was born in Bethlehem

[Outro]
If you’re curious about Christianity and you see me driving around
Just give me a wave and I’ll be happy to slow down

If you’re curious about Christianity and you see me driving past
Just give me a wave and I’ll be happy to stop and chat
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen