Goodbye Onision @paulchartley
Goodbye Onision  @paulchartley
Uploaded January 2012 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago
Following his latest series of videos on the subject of the never ending drama that is Onision, this is my reply.

We had his girlfriend's memory loss incident where he stressed to his viewers the importance of not seeking medical attention for serious neurological problems, we had his girlfriends mental breakdown where it was ok to defame people who are undergoing psychiatric treatment, there was the pregnancy which never happened and then the entirely trivial sepsis incident where once again he stressed to his audience the importance of seeking urgent medical treatment for serious illnesses that can kill within 24 hours by waiting until the weekend when they fly to Canada to get it looked at.

And now there is his latest drama, his breakup from the girl he was seeing on the rebound.

We are expected to believe his side of the story when all we've seen from him for the last few months is one fake emergency or fake drama after another.

Sorry Greg, but I for one think that you are a lying bastard and I am not the only one.

You are a youtube partner and as such you are expected to be held to a higher standard.

You make a living from the advertising on your videos but lately you videos have been about getting checked out for sexually transmitted diseases, about how people who have sex with more people than you consider to be acceptable are sluts, how you like you cock to be sucked and how sexual coercion is OK.

After all she invited you back to her hotel so of course she wanted you to remove her clothes and give her one the first time you met her.

This might all be acceptable if your videos were age restricted or they carried a disclaimer but they don't.

In fact the majority of your viewers are between thirteen and seventeen which makes them minors in most cases and they only subscribe to you because they like seeing you dressed as a banana.

Your channels are so family friendly. We watch you dance around dressed as fruit on one channel and then listen to you talk about how you got deep throated by someone you describe as a drunken slut you met off the internet in an airport hotel, on another.

"Mommy, why did the drunken slut off the internet suck off the banana man?"

I for one would like to know why Youtube find it acceptable to pay money to someone who is effectively telling kids that if you have sex with someone that you meet of the internet it is your own fault if you feel bad about it afterwards because you are a slut and that he likes his cock sucked in a particular way.

I know that saying think of the children is such a cliché but on this occasion, in most cases, his audience are literally classed as children under the law.



I think enough is enough.



I am calling on youtube to either revoke his partnership or age restrict all of his videos, unless they think that telling thirteen year olds how to suck cock is OK


Greg, pack up your banana suit and fuck off, you're not welcome round here any more.



In case you were wondering, the video of Onision getting his lights punched out can be found here

youtube.com/watch?v=zaMhBFpBKhY


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