Uploaded February 2022 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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My review of the wretched Glass Houses the terrible first book in the Morganville Vampires series from Rachel Caine. Caine is a prolific writer who wrote novels under other names including Roxanne Longstreet, Roxanne Conrad, Ian Hammel and Julie Fortune. Her other writing credits include a novel for Stargate SG-1 and the Weather Warden series.

Chapters:
00:00 Professionally Prolific
00:53 Plotting a course for mediocrity
05:37 Great Stoker's Ghost!
09:59 The Great McGuffin Distillery
10:59 Genius Genii
11:22 The 2%
12:36 You can run and you can hide and you can make a phone call
13:39 Dumb
14:46 and Dumber
15:34 Henry Tudor!
16:03 Conclusion: It aint pretty...
17:23 ...but is it crushworthy?
17:38 Feds in the Glass House