Uploaded February 2024 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Art in thumbnail by Steve Wolfhard.
“One day, everyone was a skeleton. Then, Jerry came.”
Princess Bubblegum spoke those ominous words to Simon, Cake, and Fionna to explain what happened to the Land of Ooo in this desolate and lifeless universe. (Okay, it was technically BMO who said that.) After being inspired by the story of how Simon Petrikov and Betty Grof fell in love, the little miracle robot decided to make a noble (yet ultimately fruitless) sacrifice for our heroes. With the intent of telling Jerry the sad news that BMO literally melted down, our crew discovers the horrifying secret secret behind this reality. Simon uses Jerry (AKA the Lich, AKA The Last Scholar of Golb) as a magical battery to return Fionna and Cake to their homeworld stored inside his head, but thoughts of his beloved Betty also open a portal to Golb – right as the Scarab arrives to finish his job. Episode 8 of Fionna & Cake was a dark but wildly funny ride!
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Timestamps:
00:00 - Card Wars
01:31 - Fionna & Cake Season 2
02:30 - The Twist
03:48 - Cake and Fionna's Conflict
08:18 - BMO
09:53 - Simon & Betty's Flashbacks
14:47 - The Lich
16:24 - The Scarab
The Adventure Time Card Wars 10th Anniversary Kickstarter has ended and late pledges have closed. I hope you had a chance to floop the pig (if you're into that sort of thing). This is the link to the concluded Kickstarter project for posterity:
kickstarter.com/projects/cze/adventure-time-card-wars-10th-anniversary
Art in thumbnail by Steve Wolfhard.
“One day, everyone was a skeleton. Then, Jerry came.”
Princess Bubblegum spoke those ominous words to Simon, Cake, and Fionna to explain what happened to the Land of Ooo in this desolate and lifeless universe. (Okay, it was technically BMO who said that.) After being inspired by the story of how Simon Petrikov and Betty Grof fell in love, the little miracle robot decided to make a noble (yet ultimately fruitless) sacrifice for our heroes. With the intent of telling Jerry the sad news that BMO literally melted down, our crew discovers the horrifying secret secret behind this reality. Simon uses Jerry (AKA the Lich, AKA The Last Scholar of Golb) as a magical battery to return Fionna and Cake to their homeworld stored inside his head, but thoughts of his beloved Betty also open a portal to Golb – right as the Scarab arrives to finish his job. Episode 8 of Fionna & Cake was a dark but wildly funny ride!
Patreon: patreon.com/uncivilizedelk
Donate: ko-fi.com/uncivilizedelk
Timestamps:
00:00 - Card Wars
01:31 - Fionna & Cake Season 2
02:30 - The Twist
03:48 - Cake and Fionna's Conflict
08:18 - BMO
09:53 - Simon & Betty's Flashbacks
14:47 - The Lich
16:24 - The Scarab
The Adventure Time Card Wars 10th Anniversary Kickstarter has ended and late pledges have closed. I hope you had a chance to floop the pig (if you're into that sort of thing). This is the link to the concluded Kickstarter project for posterity:
kickstarter.com/projects/cze/adventure-time-card-wars-10th-anniversary









![Jurassic Worlds Dinosaurs Are Terrible
This video is both a critique of Jurassic World from a conceptual perspective as well as an examination of what the movie gets wrong about extinct animals.
Scientifically accurate representations of dinosaurs and other extinct animals on the big screen would be awesome simply due to the rarity of paleontological accuracy in pop culture, but more importantly, I think rooting the Jurassic film franchise in scientific knowledge would create a more unique, interesting, and enjoyable movie experience. While this might seem counter-intuitive, grounding the appearance and behavior of extinct animals in reality can actually circumvent lazy writing and common tropes, while also making the on-screen animals far more interesting and creative.
Basically, my thesis is that the abundance of scientific inaccuracy in movies featuring animals (both extinct and extant) often creates stupidity and stifles creativity.
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Music:
Exit the Premises - Kevin MacLeod
“Money Shot” - No More Heroes 2 Desperate Struggle OST
Hyperfun - Kevin MacLeod
Royal Banana - Kevin MacLeod
Zazie - Kevin MacLeod
Monster Promenade - Kevin MacLeod
“The Upside” - No More Heroes 2 Desperate Struggle OST
“Stoned” - Killer7 OST
“Blaster Nation” - No More Heroes OST
“Hustlin’ ‘n’ Tuslin’ [batucafro mix]” - No More Heroes OST
“Disaster for Sale” - No More Heroes OST
“Knife Fight” - Night in the Woods OST
Jurassic Park Theme / Melodica Cover
“Money - Adventure Time
Monster Hunter World Anjanath gameplay footage from Strawfoot.
Jurassic World 3D logo from KVK Studios. Jurassic Worlds Dinosaurs Are Terrible](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/T8rSVrLzsK4/mqdefault.jpg)
