Uploaded May 2016 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
UPDATE: This video was made before the episode "Bismuth" came out. Now that we know more backstory from the "Bismuth" episode, some of the speculations in this video are invalidated and some others need revision.
I had this wacky idea since Steven Bomb 4 detonated, and had the outline written since early February, but just couldn’t find the time to create the video. Now with Steven Universe returning for the summer and the “In Too Deep” special event just on the horizon, I finally buckled down and churned this thing out.
I’m sure plenty of people had wondered whether the Crystal Gems were the first ones to develop the ability to summon weapons from their gemstones, but I doubt many people took the thought even further like my strange brain did, and wondered whether the Crystal Gems created more modernized melee weapons as we know them altogether. This video primarily justifies that ridiculous-sounding idea, goes on to speculate on summon weapon origins, and discusses Homeworld’s advancements as contingent on suppressing future rebellions.
Music:
All composed by Aivi Tran and Steven "Surasshu" Velema.
"Funland Arcade"
"Dance of Swords"
"Death Rag"
"Return to the Beach/Jasper"
"Watermelon Battle"
UPDATE: This video was made before the episode "Bismuth" came out. Now that we know more backstory from the "Bismuth" episode, some of the speculations in this video are invalidated and some others need revision.
I had this wacky idea since Steven Bomb 4 detonated, and had the outline written since early February, but just couldn’t find the time to create the video. Now with Steven Universe returning for the summer and the “In Too Deep” special event just on the horizon, I finally buckled down and churned this thing out.
I’m sure plenty of people had wondered whether the Crystal Gems were the first ones to develop the ability to summon weapons from their gemstones, but I doubt many people took the thought even further like my strange brain did, and wondered whether the Crystal Gems created more modernized melee weapons as we know them altogether. This video primarily justifies that ridiculous-sounding idea, goes on to speculate on summon weapon origins, and discusses Homeworld’s advancements as contingent on suppressing future rebellions.
Music:
All composed by Aivi Tran and Steven "Surasshu" Velema.
"Funland Arcade"
"Dance of Swords"
"Death Rag"
"Return to the Beach/Jasper"
"Watermelon Battle"




![Jurassic Worlds Dinosaurs Are Terrible
This video is both a critique of Jurassic World from a conceptual perspective as well as an examination of what the movie gets wrong about extinct animals.
Scientifically accurate representations of dinosaurs and other extinct animals on the big screen would be awesome simply due to the rarity of paleontological accuracy in pop culture, but more importantly, I think rooting the Jurassic film franchise in scientific knowledge would create a more unique, interesting, and enjoyable movie experience. While this might seem counter-intuitive, grounding the appearance and behavior of extinct animals in reality can actually circumvent lazy writing and common tropes, while also making the on-screen animals far more interesting and creative.
Basically, my thesis is that the abundance of scientific inaccuracy in movies featuring animals (both extinct and extant) often creates stupidity and stifles creativity.
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Music:
Exit the Premises - Kevin MacLeod
“Money Shot” - No More Heroes 2 Desperate Struggle OST
Hyperfun - Kevin MacLeod
Royal Banana - Kevin MacLeod
Zazie - Kevin MacLeod
Monster Promenade - Kevin MacLeod
“The Upside” - No More Heroes 2 Desperate Struggle OST
“Stoned” - Killer7 OST
“Blaster Nation” - No More Heroes OST
“Hustlin’ ‘n’ Tuslin’ [batucafro mix]” - No More Heroes OST
“Disaster for Sale” - No More Heroes OST
“Knife Fight” - Night in the Woods OST
Jurassic Park Theme / Melodica Cover
“Money - Adventure Time
Monster Hunter World Anjanath gameplay footage from Strawfoot.
Jurassic World 3D logo from KVK Studios. Jurassic Worlds Dinosaurs Are Terrible](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/T8rSVrLzsK4/mqdefault.jpg)





