Uploaded March 2015 | Updated September 2026, 3 days ago
The weather is finally good enough for stunts. These ones hurt.
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If you were wondering, that large tent-like shed structure is a housing for out hot tub. I'm not trying to brag about having one, but I wanted everyone to know that I spent collectively 2-3 FULL days assembling and re-assembling that piece of shit, and it still looks awful. Right now the weather took a turn for the far worse and it's covered in snow, which makes it dip an inexcusable amount and it looks like the aftermath of an unusually angry volcanic eruption.
Alright so eventually this trampoline is going to break, I look forward to that happening because it means I'll be forced to find more creative ways to injure myself. Uhhh, that one green chair has METAL throughout it. I keep forgetting. I basically guarantee that it's never going to break under my weight alone. But we'll try anyway right.
In addition to my terrible elbow, I have crazy cuts on the inside of my leg (which I posted a photo of on Instagram...y'know what? fuck instagram) and a pretty substantial bruise on my side which is mildly embarrassing so you'll never see it. I must search for garbage this week.
Initially I was going to have boards set up to jump onto. But as I was putting it together, it literally exploded into several pieces because it was just a combination of wood staples and prayers from the Amish. Anyway.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
The weather is finally good enough for stunts. These ones hurt.
SHIRTS: udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: underdetention@gmail.com
FACEBOOK PAGE: facebook.com/underdetention
TWITTER: twitter.com/thejaypocalypse
TUMBLR: insectinside.tumblr.com
INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/meatzone
If you were wondering, that large tent-like shed structure is a housing for out hot tub. I'm not trying to brag about having one, but I wanted everyone to know that I spent collectively 2-3 FULL days assembling and re-assembling that piece of shit, and it still looks awful. Right now the weather took a turn for the far worse and it's covered in snow, which makes it dip an inexcusable amount and it looks like the aftermath of an unusually angry volcanic eruption.
Alright so eventually this trampoline is going to break, I look forward to that happening because it means I'll be forced to find more creative ways to injure myself. Uhhh, that one green chair has METAL throughout it. I keep forgetting. I basically guarantee that it's never going to break under my weight alone. But we'll try anyway right.
In addition to my terrible elbow, I have crazy cuts on the inside of my leg (which I posted a photo of on Instagram...y'know what? fuck instagram) and a pretty substantial bruise on my side which is mildly embarrassing so you'll never see it. I must search for garbage this week.
Initially I was going to have boards set up to jump onto. But as I was putting it together, it literally exploded into several pieces because it was just a combination of wood staples and prayers from the Amish. Anyway.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
