Uploaded March 2015 | Updated September 2026, 3 days ago
Different kinds of creepy people, horrible pick up lines, board games and a story about my first experience with riding a bicycle.
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I suppose I should clarify that, when I'm talking about bar predators, I'm ONLY TALKING ABOUT BAR PREDATORS. There are mountains of people who are well-meaning and who go out places to do so; with that being said, the ones worth making fun of are creepy and try to take advantage of the compromised nature of drunk individuals. You'll learn someday what that's like if you're under 21 (I realize that the majority of you are).
Yeah see as much as I want to get back into doing stunts on a regular basis, the weather is yet to be permissive of such actions. I don't enjoy landing from a height onto hard ground any more than I enjoy landing on concrete. I'll do it if I must, but thankfully I've given myself plenty of alternatives. Consequently, I've amassed somewhat of a stash of materials that I plan to use in the future for stunts, so rest assured that you'll be seeing some soon. Possibly next week. But don't get your hopes up. Or do. It's your FUNERAL.
Bury me with my cats and a bottle of bourbon
In case you're wondering, yes, I am capable of competently riding a bike. Although, my last one exploded as I was inflating the tires so I haven't had the opportunity for like a full year if not longer. If I'm travelling at a pace any faster than a slow, pathetic, stumbly walk, you can be certain that I'm skateboarding. It's more fun anyway. Also more exercise if you're going uphill.
Anyway.
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Different kinds of creepy people, horrible pick up lines, board games and a story about my first experience with riding a bicycle.
SHIRTS: udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: underdetention@gmail.com
FACEBOOK PAGE: facebook.com/underdetention
TWITTER: twitter.com/thejaypocalypse
TUMBLR: insectinside.tumblr.com
INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/meatzone
I suppose I should clarify that, when I'm talking about bar predators, I'm ONLY TALKING ABOUT BAR PREDATORS. There are mountains of people who are well-meaning and who go out places to do so; with that being said, the ones worth making fun of are creepy and try to take advantage of the compromised nature of drunk individuals. You'll learn someday what that's like if you're under 21 (I realize that the majority of you are).
Yeah see as much as I want to get back into doing stunts on a regular basis, the weather is yet to be permissive of such actions. I don't enjoy landing from a height onto hard ground any more than I enjoy landing on concrete. I'll do it if I must, but thankfully I've given myself plenty of alternatives. Consequently, I've amassed somewhat of a stash of materials that I plan to use in the future for stunts, so rest assured that you'll be seeing some soon. Possibly next week. But don't get your hopes up. Or do. It's your FUNERAL.
Bury me with my cats and a bottle of bourbon
In case you're wondering, yes, I am capable of competently riding a bike. Although, my last one exploded as I was inflating the tires so I haven't had the opportunity for like a full year if not longer. If I'm travelling at a pace any faster than a slow, pathetic, stumbly walk, you can be certain that I'm skateboarding. It's more fun anyway. Also more exercise if you're going uphill.
Anyway.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
