Uploaded March 2015 | Updated September 2026, 3 days ago
Given that it's spring break where I come from, I thought I'd compare school to real life...with terrifying results.
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Every time I put "underdetention" in big capital letters at the end of my video, I begin to hate it in increasing amounts. It's far too late for me to change my name but believe me when I say I would in a heartbeat if I had a neuralizer and access to about 50,000 eyeballs at once.
Alright! SO I hope you enjoyed my riffing because honestly making a video that's entirely about one thing sometimes irks me. Inevitably I'll start padding with unpleasant filler. For this reason, I almost never set length goals. I try to just write organically and only include the material that absolutely fits. Single-topic limitation really stifles that process, so I'd rather just tell whatever jokes whenever instead of so rigidly imposing a framework. This is the result and I'm totally proud of it.
If you can think of any similarities between school and real life that I missed, feel free to mention them in a comment or whatever. I realize that people don't enjoy being told to "be thankful" when they hate their life (myself included) but I don't believe I have any friends who prefer the gross aftermath of education to the education itself. It's kind of like the lesser of two evils, except these evils also fuck you in the butt. Almost constantly.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
Given that it's spring break where I come from, I thought I'd compare school to real life...with terrifying results.
SHIRTS: udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: underdetention@gmail.com
FACEBOOK PAGE: facebook.com/underdetention
TWITTER: twitter.com/thejaypocalypse
TUMBLR: insectinside.tumblr.com
INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/meatzone
Every time I put "underdetention" in big capital letters at the end of my video, I begin to hate it in increasing amounts. It's far too late for me to change my name but believe me when I say I would in a heartbeat if I had a neuralizer and access to about 50,000 eyeballs at once.
Alright! SO I hope you enjoyed my riffing because honestly making a video that's entirely about one thing sometimes irks me. Inevitably I'll start padding with unpleasant filler. For this reason, I almost never set length goals. I try to just write organically and only include the material that absolutely fits. Single-topic limitation really stifles that process, so I'd rather just tell whatever jokes whenever instead of so rigidly imposing a framework. This is the result and I'm totally proud of it.
If you can think of any similarities between school and real life that I missed, feel free to mention them in a comment or whatever. I realize that people don't enjoy being told to "be thankful" when they hate their life (myself included) but I don't believe I have any friends who prefer the gross aftermath of education to the education itself. It's kind of like the lesser of two evils, except these evils also fuck you in the butt. Almost constantly.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
