Uploaded November 2014 | Updated September 2026, 21 hours ago
Some real world lifehacks for staying warm when it gets cold. If you're in Australia you can fuck off because I wish I was there right now
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Look I will FIGHT SPIDERS if it means I could live in Australia for five months.
I usually don't make "list" videos, but while it wasn't my intention, I figured it'd be appropriate since there are five things and that is a number and lists are numbered.
Let's all be honest, a great way to keep warm is to have a full stomach, and eating an entire person would provide adequate sustenance, so I think that's a good tip. Look don't badmouth it if you haven't tried it. We eat octopi.
Clearly the natural progression dictates that eventually my thumbnails will be nothing but two Arial letters exploding all over the entire frame so kudos to me for advancing that eventuality
One thing I didn't touch on was that you could submerge yourself in a hot tub. Turn the hot tub up to 108, and cannonball right in there. Don't come up for air, because the air will be cold and you don't want to be cold. Just stay in there. Everyone drown in a hot tub.
I think the point is I'm trying to kill everyone vicariously through terrible ideas, and disguising it as helpful tips. Also maybe I'm making fun of people who make lists about weather. Or anything for that matter. That's up to you.
Enjoi
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Some real world lifehacks for staying warm when it gets cold. If you're in Australia you can fuck off because I wish I was there right now
SHIRTS: udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: underdetention@gmail.com
FACEBOOK PAGE: facebook.com/underdetention
TWITTER: twitter.com/thejaypocalypse
TUMBLR: angrylazer.tumblr.com
INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/meatzone
Look I will FIGHT SPIDERS if it means I could live in Australia for five months.
I usually don't make "list" videos, but while it wasn't my intention, I figured it'd be appropriate since there are five things and that is a number and lists are numbered.
Let's all be honest, a great way to keep warm is to have a full stomach, and eating an entire person would provide adequate sustenance, so I think that's a good tip. Look don't badmouth it if you haven't tried it. We eat octopi.
Clearly the natural progression dictates that eventually my thumbnails will be nothing but two Arial letters exploding all over the entire frame so kudos to me for advancing that eventuality
One thing I didn't touch on was that you could submerge yourself in a hot tub. Turn the hot tub up to 108, and cannonball right in there. Don't come up for air, because the air will be cold and you don't want to be cold. Just stay in there. Everyone drown in a hot tub.
I think the point is I'm trying to kill everyone vicariously through terrible ideas, and disguising it as helpful tips. Also maybe I'm making fun of people who make lists about weather. Or anything for that matter. That's up to you.
Enjoi
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
