Uploaded August 2015 | Updated September 2026, 20 hours ago
I had a tooth removed, which gave me precious downtime to think about all of the terrible things I hate! You'll love it. Or you won't Maybe you'll die. There are just so many possibilities.
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I've been watching a lot of Metalocalypse lately, so that's happening. I had some funny follow-ups to add to this description when I shot the video but that was like two days ago by now so I forget all of it! Because I'm awesome, mostly.
I have at least one friend who is a confirmed "morning person" - he whistles and all that nonsense and it's like 10:30 in the morning. That kind of hour is reserved for silent, painful reflection on all of the mistakes you made the day before, NOT happiness or elation. Save your elation for when you get to go to bed again, Like a normal person.
I still have one wisdom tooth. The dentist couldn't physically remove it. I broke his instruments with my godlike jawbones. That's a true story, too. Apparently my upper left wisdom tooth was welded to the inside of my head at birth, presumably by the team of doctors who had to use a rope and a forklift to extract me from the womb. It's all very metal.
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I had a tooth removed, which gave me precious downtime to think about all of the terrible things I hate! You'll love it. Or you won't Maybe you'll die. There are just so many possibilities.
SHIRTS: udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: underdetention@gmail.com
FACEBOOK PAGE: facebook.com/underdetention
TWITTER: twitter.com/thejaypocalypse
TUMBLR: insectinside.tumblr.com
INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/meatzone
MY APP: play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.beachfrontmedia.underdetention&hl=en
MY APP: itunes.apple.com/no/app/unde-r-d-e-t-e-n-tion/id986432568?mt=8
I've been watching a lot of Metalocalypse lately, so that's happening. I had some funny follow-ups to add to this description when I shot the video but that was like two days ago by now so I forget all of it! Because I'm awesome, mostly.
I have at least one friend who is a confirmed "morning person" - he whistles and all that nonsense and it's like 10:30 in the morning. That kind of hour is reserved for silent, painful reflection on all of the mistakes you made the day before, NOT happiness or elation. Save your elation for when you get to go to bed again, Like a normal person.
I still have one wisdom tooth. The dentist couldn't physically remove it. I broke his instruments with my godlike jawbones. That's a true story, too. Apparently my upper left wisdom tooth was welded to the inside of my head at birth, presumably by the team of doctors who had to use a rope and a forklift to extract me from the womb. It's all very metal.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
