Uploaded October 2017 | Updated September 2026, 19 hours ago
Next time you're going from one place to another, do yourself a favour and DON'T STOP unless you need chips
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I wonder if I still have an app.
Places like this have their redeeming qualities (random peanut / cheese stores, maybe if you stick around long enough you'll get to see someone ride a pig into battle) but for the most part all I find myself being is bored out of my skull. There's only ever one gas station, it's not REALLY in the town itself but more on the way in / out, and the attendant ALWAYS tells you to "stay inside your car if I were you." The Hills Have Eyes was a documentary.
There was a time where I thought I'd prefer to live in a tiny shit hole as opposed to the city; turns out I hate both pretty equally and would IDEALLY live right on the outskirts of a metropolis. At least that way you have a choice in stores from which to buy vegetables when you find a spider in your bananas. I don't want to eat spider bananas forever and pretend I like it. No one should have to do that.
Next time you're going from one place to another, do yourself a favour and DON'T STOP unless you need chips
MY APP: play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.beachfrontmedia.underdetention&hl=en
MY APP: itunes.apple.com/no/app/unde-r-d-e-t-e-n-tion/id986432568?mt=8
SHIRTS: udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: underdetention@gmail.com
FACEBOOK PAGE: facebook.com/underdetention
TWITTER: twitter.com/thejaypocalypse
TUMBLR: tentees.tumblr.com
INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/meatzone
I wonder if I still have an app.
Places like this have their redeeming qualities (random peanut / cheese stores, maybe if you stick around long enough you'll get to see someone ride a pig into battle) but for the most part all I find myself being is bored out of my skull. There's only ever one gas station, it's not REALLY in the town itself but more on the way in / out, and the attendant ALWAYS tells you to "stay inside your car if I were you." The Hills Have Eyes was a documentary.
There was a time where I thought I'd prefer to live in a tiny shit hole as opposed to the city; turns out I hate both pretty equally and would IDEALLY live right on the outskirts of a metropolis. At least that way you have a choice in stores from which to buy vegetables when you find a spider in your bananas. I don't want to eat spider bananas forever and pretend I like it. No one should have to do that.
