Uploaded May 2017 | Updated September 2026, 23 hours ago
Leave a comment with weirdest / grossest / dirtiest thing you've ever seen on the street and I'll read 'em, I swear. I will at least. I read EVERYTHING. EVER.
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Is this my first video of the new year? Good, why wouldn't I kick it off with a great deal of vitriol fausted upon THE INNOCENT. Well I guess one could make the argument that the majority of the people I mentioned are guilty of at least one felony so, there goes my conscience about it. When you're willing to blast snot-rockets near kids and scream at pedestrians when they don't smile, I figure your fuse must be pretty short. I think I might've seen an actual crime, but at a point it all blends together into a potential offendor nightmare.
Someone actually accused me of being a "diddler" while I was there. Publicly. Why? What a great question. I didn't include it in the video because I figure at least one instalment that wasn't riddled with child sex jokes was due for release. I mean, rape's still right in there and I'm never going to get an ad-friendly content pass anyway, so what difference does it make to me. Diversity, I suppose. Anyway, enjoy hearing about gangsters and people with...probably five teeth in their head, and none of those teeth are worth being proud of.
Leave a comment with weirdest / grossest / dirtiest thing you've ever seen on the street and I'll read 'em, I swear. I will at least. I read EVERYTHING. EVER.
MY APP: play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.beachfrontmedia.underdetention&hl=en
MY APP: itunes.apple.com/no/app/unde-r-d-e-t-e-n-tion/id986432568?mt=8
SHIRTS: udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: underdetention@gmail.com
FACEBOOK PAGE: facebook.com/underdetention
TWITTER: twitter.com/thejaypocalypse
TUMBLR: tentees.tumblr.com
INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/meatzone
Is this my first video of the new year? Good, why wouldn't I kick it off with a great deal of vitriol fausted upon THE INNOCENT. Well I guess one could make the argument that the majority of the people I mentioned are guilty of at least one felony so, there goes my conscience about it. When you're willing to blast snot-rockets near kids and scream at pedestrians when they don't smile, I figure your fuse must be pretty short. I think I might've seen an actual crime, but at a point it all blends together into a potential offendor nightmare.
Someone actually accused me of being a "diddler" while I was there. Publicly. Why? What a great question. I didn't include it in the video because I figure at least one instalment that wasn't riddled with child sex jokes was due for release. I mean, rape's still right in there and I'm never going to get an ad-friendly content pass anyway, so what difference does it make to me. Diversity, I suppose. Anyway, enjoy hearing about gangsters and people with...probably five teeth in their head, and none of those teeth are worth being proud of.
