Uploaded September 2013 | Updated September 2026, 22 hours ago
#kittencape
-- It's about time I learned how to fly. For real.
SHIRTS: udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: underdetention@gmail.com
TWITTER: twitter.com/thejaypocalypse
Making up for the absence of stunt-related filmography of late (due in part to my back being unrelentingly sore following my last journey into hurting myself for entertainment) by giving you two jumps for the price of one; the currency exchange rate happens to be about two minutes. You can spare it.
Trying to add multiple layers to my videos as well, so as to keep the length sufficient while also making sure my content is at no point anything but entertaining.
Bit about the stunt itself -- I spent about 15 minutes psyching myself up for this one, the reason for this is still unknown to me. Normally my stunts don't require nearly as much mental preparation. If I could hazard a guess, I'd say that it was due to the heat, though in addition, the #kittencape was choking the shit out of me. I've god a wide neck.
Touching a giraffe's wiener is partially, yes, on my list of things to do before I die. However, I don't intend it directly...I want to see a giraffe (and remember it for longer than a week...I went to the zoo once) and if, while touching it, I graze a wiener...Well, let's say I'd try not complain about it.
Enjoi.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
#kittencape
-- It's about time I learned how to fly. For real.
SHIRTS: udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: underdetention@gmail.com
TWITTER: twitter.com/thejaypocalypse
Making up for the absence of stunt-related filmography of late (due in part to my back being unrelentingly sore following my last journey into hurting myself for entertainment) by giving you two jumps for the price of one; the currency exchange rate happens to be about two minutes. You can spare it.
Trying to add multiple layers to my videos as well, so as to keep the length sufficient while also making sure my content is at no point anything but entertaining.
Bit about the stunt itself -- I spent about 15 minutes psyching myself up for this one, the reason for this is still unknown to me. Normally my stunts don't require nearly as much mental preparation. If I could hazard a guess, I'd say that it was due to the heat, though in addition, the #kittencape was choking the shit out of me. I've god a wide neck.
Touching a giraffe's wiener is partially, yes, on my list of things to do before I die. However, I don't intend it directly...I want to see a giraffe (and remember it for longer than a week...I went to the zoo once) and if, while touching it, I graze a wiener...Well, let's say I'd try not complain about it.
Enjoi.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
