Uploaded May 2015 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago
Here's Something is a series where the audience gives me ANY IDEA, and I try to make it funny on the spot.
If you want your idea in a video, shit it up into a comment, or do that on my Twitter, or my Facebook, or email me, or call my mom, or whatever else there is these days. I don't go outside.
This week, the people have spoken, and what they've said is "Nobody likes your child but you and whoever you fucked/injected to get it." Here's why!
SHIRTS: udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: underdetention@gmail.com
FACEBOOK PAGE: facebook.com/underdetention
TWITTER: twitter.com/thejaypocalypse
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INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/meatzone
I think some deep, brooding part of me can be drawn from for eternity in order to badmouth people with children/the children people have/everyone under the age of 10. There seems to be a constant flood-like overflow of material that I can vomit up into a lens whenever someone asks me about kids. How I've been doing this so far is I read over every idea submission and whichever one I can think of enough jokes for immediately is the one I choose. There isn't much writing, I try pretty hard to come up with jokes as the camera's rolling. This week I wrote more ideas than I did last week, but we're trying to curb that amount down. My excuse is, I read the tweet at me like two days before I was ready to film and I didn't want to lose the good ideas I had in the interim. I promise you, though, that I didn't polish any of it at all. If it sounds good, that's because I'm amazing. Obligatory self-inflating comment.
Anyway.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
Here's Something is a series where the audience gives me ANY IDEA, and I try to make it funny on the spot.
If you want your idea in a video, shit it up into a comment, or do that on my Twitter, or my Facebook, or email me, or call my mom, or whatever else there is these days. I don't go outside.
This week, the people have spoken, and what they've said is "Nobody likes your child but you and whoever you fucked/injected to get it." Here's why!
SHIRTS: udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: underdetention@gmail.com
FACEBOOK PAGE: facebook.com/underdetention
TWITTER: twitter.com/thejaypocalypse
TUMBLR: insectinside.tumblr.com
INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/meatzone
I think some deep, brooding part of me can be drawn from for eternity in order to badmouth people with children/the children people have/everyone under the age of 10. There seems to be a constant flood-like overflow of material that I can vomit up into a lens whenever someone asks me about kids. How I've been doing this so far is I read over every idea submission and whichever one I can think of enough jokes for immediately is the one I choose. There isn't much writing, I try pretty hard to come up with jokes as the camera's rolling. This week I wrote more ideas than I did last week, but we're trying to curb that amount down. My excuse is, I read the tweet at me like two days before I was ready to film and I didn't want to lose the good ideas I had in the interim. I promise you, though, that I didn't polish any of it at all. If it sounds good, that's because I'm amazing. Obligatory self-inflating comment.
Anyway.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
