Uploaded February 2013 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago
Several reasons why children are just slightly worse than a drug addiction.
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If you hadn't surmised by the title and content, I'm not a fan of children, nor do I ever plan on having any. If I wanted to ruin my life, I'd take up heroin; way less hassle. In any case, I prefer cats to kids, since cats at least have some pride and you can house train them fairly easily.
When speaking of the feeling that one gets when met with potential parenthood, I talk only from the perspective of those who've told me; I don't experience those emotions around children, in fact, what I feel is more akin to discomfort and possibly disgust. I'd be a horrid parent because I'd hate my kid until I had to stop following him everywhere to make sure he wasn't trying to drink a dish cleaner, or eat the dishes it's supposed to clean.
This idea has been floating around within the confines of my brain-mouth for probably a couple of months. There is a great leap between an idea and a funny video; most of the time, the most difficult portion being the "funny" aspect. If I rambled incessantly for 5 minutes with no background music without saying one humourous thing, I believe my viewerbase would effectively halve in record time. Plus, I'm not a fan of talking to nothing unless I'm to an extent amusing myself as well, so if you've noticed a lot of my jokes tend to be about the same things; those happen to be the things that I both find funny and am clever enough to say funny things about.
The original plan for this week was to be a random stunt compilation, but unfortunately I didn't have the time or ambition to complete a video of a magnitude with which I would be satisfied. This piece, on the other hand, only took an afternoon to complete, so although there's more effort involved (in my opinion) than if it were a filler, it's less exhausting than trying to find creative stunts in this horrible climate.
Next week, stunt video. No promises. Maybe instead I'll take my dickey out and swing it around to achieve liftoff or something.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
Several reasons why children are just slightly worse than a drug addiction.
SHIRTS: udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: underdetention@gmail.com
SITE: nwordspeaks.blogspot.com
TWITTER: twitter.com/thejaypocalypse
If you hadn't surmised by the title and content, I'm not a fan of children, nor do I ever plan on having any. If I wanted to ruin my life, I'd take up heroin; way less hassle. In any case, I prefer cats to kids, since cats at least have some pride and you can house train them fairly easily.
When speaking of the feeling that one gets when met with potential parenthood, I talk only from the perspective of those who've told me; I don't experience those emotions around children, in fact, what I feel is more akin to discomfort and possibly disgust. I'd be a horrid parent because I'd hate my kid until I had to stop following him everywhere to make sure he wasn't trying to drink a dish cleaner, or eat the dishes it's supposed to clean.
This idea has been floating around within the confines of my brain-mouth for probably a couple of months. There is a great leap between an idea and a funny video; most of the time, the most difficult portion being the "funny" aspect. If I rambled incessantly for 5 minutes with no background music without saying one humourous thing, I believe my viewerbase would effectively halve in record time. Plus, I'm not a fan of talking to nothing unless I'm to an extent amusing myself as well, so if you've noticed a lot of my jokes tend to be about the same things; those happen to be the things that I both find funny and am clever enough to say funny things about.
The original plan for this week was to be a random stunt compilation, but unfortunately I didn't have the time or ambition to complete a video of a magnitude with which I would be satisfied. This piece, on the other hand, only took an afternoon to complete, so although there's more effort involved (in my opinion) than if it were a filler, it's less exhausting than trying to find creative stunts in this horrible climate.
Next week, stunt video. No promises. Maybe instead I'll take my dickey out and swing it around to achieve liftoff or something.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
