Uploaded April 2014 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago
A story which sheds some light on why I never go out in public, retold in striking detail for those who wish to laugh at my traumatic existence.
SHIRTS: Http://udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: underdetention@gmail.com
TWITTER: twitter.com/thejaypocalypse
TUMBLR: angrylazer.tumblr.com
I'm on G+ but I don't know the link at ALL lol
INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/meatzone (I rarely post anything, it's mostly just my cat)
Been a while since I did a video wherein all I did was talk. Felt like coming back to that, now that I finally have a story worthy of the time expenditure. Writing is interesting in that, while subject matter isn't difficult to acquire, keeping material fresh and creative is what proves to be the more tumultuous ordeal. Most of the time, I find it taxing to even TRY and deviate from 50,000 dick jokes, mostly because I think they're hilarious. Eventually, however, I can manage to slide some other forms of humour in there. However, I always lovingly return to the warm embrace of wiener humour. Because who doesn't love that?
Feel free to email me. Everyone thinks my inbox is flooded with correspondence from fans and friends, but due to my total lack of social media involvement, the opposite is actually true. I rarely receive any forms of communication by email, save for the occasional Subscription update. In regards to fans, I'll maybe see one or two per month, and that's a generous approximation. I'll very likely answer your email, unless you're creepy, or 70 years old.
Enjoi.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
A story which sheds some light on why I never go out in public, retold in striking detail for those who wish to laugh at my traumatic existence.
SHIRTS: Http://udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: underdetention@gmail.com
TWITTER: twitter.com/thejaypocalypse
TUMBLR: angrylazer.tumblr.com
I'm on G+ but I don't know the link at ALL lol
INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/meatzone (I rarely post anything, it's mostly just my cat)
Been a while since I did a video wherein all I did was talk. Felt like coming back to that, now that I finally have a story worthy of the time expenditure. Writing is interesting in that, while subject matter isn't difficult to acquire, keeping material fresh and creative is what proves to be the more tumultuous ordeal. Most of the time, I find it taxing to even TRY and deviate from 50,000 dick jokes, mostly because I think they're hilarious. Eventually, however, I can manage to slide some other forms of humour in there. However, I always lovingly return to the warm embrace of wiener humour. Because who doesn't love that?
Feel free to email me. Everyone thinks my inbox is flooded with correspondence from fans and friends, but due to my total lack of social media involvement, the opposite is actually true. I rarely receive any forms of communication by email, save for the occasional Subscription update. In regards to fans, I'll maybe see one or two per month, and that's a generous approximation. I'll very likely answer your email, unless you're creepy, or 70 years old.
Enjoi.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
