Uploaded July 2015 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago
From restaurants, to tiny animals, to daily vloggers, we take a deep look at why I wake up oozing with rage, like a volcano that's too shy to ask a girl to prom. It's actually about five or six things. But at 3 in the morning, when I'm trying to sleep, it feels like fifty thousand.
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Part of the reason why I don't write long descriptions anymore is likely because, when I'm done editing a video, I do a weird mental cleanse of all of its content. Otherwise it's like, "Remember when you half-memorized the jokes you wrote? Well let's rehearse them over and over even though you no longer have any use for them." So thanks, brain. My point is, why write some lengthy, explanatory mess if I can't even remember what I talked about? But here we are
I woke up with a chest cough this morning and, in anticipation of the terrifying reality to come, because instantly angry at the prospect of having a cold in the dead middle of summer. That's the LAST time you expect to have a bogus sickness, unless you're terminally ill or something in which case it's year round like a relative who's staying at your house until he gets back on his feet but he won't stop using your FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH like how isn't that disgusting to every living human being???
There were more things but I felt like keeping this video pretty condensed. There'll be a part two eventually. Maybe I'll keep doing these until I legitimately reach fifty thousand. That'd be a treat.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
From restaurants, to tiny animals, to daily vloggers, we take a deep look at why I wake up oozing with rage, like a volcano that's too shy to ask a girl to prom. It's actually about five or six things. But at 3 in the morning, when I'm trying to sleep, it feels like fifty thousand.
SHIRTS: udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: underdetention@gmail.com
FACEBOOK PAGE: facebook.com/underdetention
TWITTER: twitter.com/thejaypocalypse
TUMBLR: insectinside.tumblr.com
INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/meatzone
MY APP: play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.beachfrontmedia.underdetention&hl=en
MY APP: itunes.apple.com/no/app/unde-r-d-e-t-e-n-tion/id986432568?mt=8
Part of the reason why I don't write long descriptions anymore is likely because, when I'm done editing a video, I do a weird mental cleanse of all of its content. Otherwise it's like, "Remember when you half-memorized the jokes you wrote? Well let's rehearse them over and over even though you no longer have any use for them." So thanks, brain. My point is, why write some lengthy, explanatory mess if I can't even remember what I talked about? But here we are
I woke up with a chest cough this morning and, in anticipation of the terrifying reality to come, because instantly angry at the prospect of having a cold in the dead middle of summer. That's the LAST time you expect to have a bogus sickness, unless you're terminally ill or something in which case it's year round like a relative who's staying at your house until he gets back on his feet but he won't stop using your FUCKING TOOTHBRUSH like how isn't that disgusting to every living human being???
There were more things but I felt like keeping this video pretty condensed. There'll be a part two eventually. Maybe I'll keep doing these until I legitimately reach fifty thousand. That'd be a treat.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
