Uploaded June 2013 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago
A game of mini-golf goes terribly right...or wrong? Matt style.
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I enjoy mini-golf. Especially when people scream, yell, and are absurd. Thankfully, this situation warrants much of that as well as provides it. Fans of screaming be warned; you may have an ejaculatory explosion.
Playing mini-golf stone-faced and serious is kind of like riding a rollercoaster without putting your hands up; why would you bother, asshole? You're ruining it for everyone around you. The family that may or may not be present in many of the shots was quite concerned by the end, which was entirely our plan. Success!
I learned that day that I'm terrible at mini-golf. Golf in general is something that eludes me, mostly because sports in general aren't something I'm a fan of. Mostly, strenuous activity (or any activity for that matter) and I don't get along. You'll notice there aren't too many shots of me getting any "balls" into "holes" mostly because if I used every piece of footage, the video would be half a day in length, because each fucking hole took me an hour. Matt fared better than I did, probably due to his doing this before.
There's a lot of yelling, obviously. We like yelling. So do you. don't lie.
Enjoi.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
A game of mini-golf goes terribly right...or wrong? Matt style.
SHIRTS: udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: underdetention@gmail.com
SITE: nwordspeaks.blogspot.com
TWITTER: twitter.com/thejaypocalypse
I enjoy mini-golf. Especially when people scream, yell, and are absurd. Thankfully, this situation warrants much of that as well as provides it. Fans of screaming be warned; you may have an ejaculatory explosion.
Playing mini-golf stone-faced and serious is kind of like riding a rollercoaster without putting your hands up; why would you bother, asshole? You're ruining it for everyone around you. The family that may or may not be present in many of the shots was quite concerned by the end, which was entirely our plan. Success!
I learned that day that I'm terrible at mini-golf. Golf in general is something that eludes me, mostly because sports in general aren't something I'm a fan of. Mostly, strenuous activity (or any activity for that matter) and I don't get along. You'll notice there aren't too many shots of me getting any "balls" into "holes" mostly because if I used every piece of footage, the video would be half a day in length, because each fucking hole took me an hour. Matt fared better than I did, probably due to his doing this before.
There's a lot of yelling, obviously. We like yelling. So do you. don't lie.
Enjoi.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
