Uploaded October 2014 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago
MattG shoots me with many, MANY paintballs amidst a sea water balloons. It hurts. IT HURTS.
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DISCLAIMER:
Before one or many of you inevitably point(s) out that this "isn't the best paintball gun" or "top-loaders are dumb" or that you're "a big retard with expert knowledge in this pseudo-hobby and therefore need to express my distaste for your comparative lack of expertise in same" I want you personally to know: Matt and I both not only don't at all care about what you think in terms of quality of this paintball gun, but you kind of come off as an elitist asshole for pointing out that we're not as invested as humanly possible in something that we're only mildly interested in. Paintballs are still coming out of a GUN at BLINDING SPEED and HITTING ME. So eat it.
Yeah enjoy that block of words.
Usually my descriptions are somewhat lengthy. Lately, though, the videos have spoken for themselves; this one I think warrants some explanation.
I had this grandiose idea wherein I jump on a trampoline full of water balloons and am pelted with paintballs, so that while I'm being unimpeded in the pain department, it looks very cool to see water balloons exploding around me in slow motion. During the stunt I hadn't thought it looked very good, somewhat low-tech and disappointing; however, watching the footage back, I realize now that I love how it turned out. There was tons going on in the clip and it translated well.
..That didn't really provide any insight at all, did it. Oh well. Let me tell you, paintballs fucking hurt.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
MattG shoots me with many, MANY paintballs amidst a sea water balloons. It hurts. IT HURTS.
SHIRTS: udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: underdetention@gmail.com
FACEBOOK PAGE: facebook.com/underdetention
TWITTER: twitter.com/thejaypocalypse
TUMBLR: angrylazer.tumblr.com
INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/meatzone
DISCLAIMER:
Before one or many of you inevitably point(s) out that this "isn't the best paintball gun" or "top-loaders are dumb" or that you're "a big retard with expert knowledge in this pseudo-hobby and therefore need to express my distaste for your comparative lack of expertise in same" I want you personally to know: Matt and I both not only don't at all care about what you think in terms of quality of this paintball gun, but you kind of come off as an elitist asshole for pointing out that we're not as invested as humanly possible in something that we're only mildly interested in. Paintballs are still coming out of a GUN at BLINDING SPEED and HITTING ME. So eat it.
Yeah enjoy that block of words.
Usually my descriptions are somewhat lengthy. Lately, though, the videos have spoken for themselves; this one I think warrants some explanation.
I had this grandiose idea wherein I jump on a trampoline full of water balloons and am pelted with paintballs, so that while I'm being unimpeded in the pain department, it looks very cool to see water balloons exploding around me in slow motion. During the stunt I hadn't thought it looked very good, somewhat low-tech and disappointing; however, watching the footage back, I realize now that I love how it turned out. There was tons going on in the clip and it translated well.
..That didn't really provide any insight at all, did it. Oh well. Let me tell you, paintballs fucking hurt.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
