Uploaded March 2014 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago
Rubber band shot in one eye, lemon juice shot in the other.
DOUBLE MEANING!
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It always amuses me how my less-than-theatrical, underwhelming performances where I don't move around much always end up being much longer videos than anything that requires any sort of planning beforehand. This is a perfect example; I haven't put out anything two and a half minutes in length in such a long time that I've forgotten how rewarding it is to produce some lengthy content. Lengthy, of course, being a relative term (as with wieners), where it depends on the vantage point from whence one is considering such length. For me, it's from padding out 50 second videos so they're at least a minute or two long.
I'll tell you now, this hurt. Both eyes hurt. the framerate is 30 on these which serves as a testament to how rapidly that rubber band ejected itself into my eyeball. Lemon juice, when it's on your face, the pain isn't localized to just one area, but if I were to designate a region of painfulness it'd be "wherever the lemon juice was" - which was all over me. Citric acid sucks.
Yeah, I get that I'm missing weeks in uploading. I can't do much about it until the weather peaks, which appears to be happening as I'm typing this, so I'm gonna go scope some stuff out. Got a skateboard now so I might be able to venture further from home.
Enjoi.
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Rubber band shot in one eye, lemon juice shot in the other.
DOUBLE MEANING!
SHIRTS: udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: udmerch.spreadshirt.com
TWITTER: twitter.com/thejaypocalypse
TUMBLR: angrylazer.tumblr.com
INSTA: instagram.com/meatzone
It always amuses me how my less-than-theatrical, underwhelming performances where I don't move around much always end up being much longer videos than anything that requires any sort of planning beforehand. This is a perfect example; I haven't put out anything two and a half minutes in length in such a long time that I've forgotten how rewarding it is to produce some lengthy content. Lengthy, of course, being a relative term (as with wieners), where it depends on the vantage point from whence one is considering such length. For me, it's from padding out 50 second videos so they're at least a minute or two long.
I'll tell you now, this hurt. Both eyes hurt. the framerate is 30 on these which serves as a testament to how rapidly that rubber band ejected itself into my eyeball. Lemon juice, when it's on your face, the pain isn't localized to just one area, but if I were to designate a region of painfulness it'd be "wherever the lemon juice was" - which was all over me. Citric acid sucks.
Yeah, I get that I'm missing weeks in uploading. I can't do much about it until the weather peaks, which appears to be happening as I'm typing this, so I'm gonna go scope some stuff out. Got a skateboard now so I might be able to venture further from home.
Enjoi.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
