Uploaded November 2015 | Updated September 2026, 19 hours ago
Wanna show people you care about the crazy shit that's happening in the world? Maybe do more than change your profile picture.
This week discuss what Facebook is good for. What's that, you ask? Well, whatever it is, it's certainly not anything important. Ever.
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Y'know, I am not, nor do I wish to be, socially aware, or conscious, or helpful. None of that is important.
Feel free to let my overall message get lost in the forest that is a topic that a bunch of people are probably all whiny and sensitive about. But, that's what I do, right? Take a thing and shit on it as soon as humanly possible. I was just lucky that I know people who were up-to-date enough with current events to even bring the topics I spoke about to my attention. Otherwise it would've been just another "Oh, why does everything have a new logo? Must be Halloween somewhere in France" for me. Every time social websites change their layout to accomodate some international happening, I sort of falter between "I wonder what that's about" and "But that'd involve caring about something probably stupid." I'm not going to get sucked into some kind of pumpkin spice holiday by LOOKING INTO something. I'm just thankful we have cheese still. That'd suck.
I bet some of my friends are going to take that personally.
The point is Facebook sucks as anything other than a message board with a handy side-function where you can look at pople's half-naked pics that they shouldn't have put in a public album. Fuck, I wouldn't even show my MOM half of the shit I've seen willingly uploaded by people on that horrible website. I wish it didn't exist. Let's all go back to Myspace and act like it's any better. It isn't.
Some people may think I'm trying to capitalize on a national tragedy by including it in the contents of an unrelated video. To those people, I say, "Absolutely."
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
Wanna show people you care about the crazy shit that's happening in the world? Maybe do more than change your profile picture.
This week discuss what Facebook is good for. What's that, you ask? Well, whatever it is, it's certainly not anything important. Ever.
SHIRTS: udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: underdetention@gmail.com
FACEBOOK PAGE: facebook.com/underdetention
TWITTER: twitter.com/thejaypocalypse
TUMBLR: insectinside.tumblr.com
INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/meatzone
MY APP: play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.beachfrontmedia.underdetention&hl=en
MY APP: itunes.apple.com/no/app/unde-r-d-e-t-e-n-tion/id986432568?mt=8
Y'know, I am not, nor do I wish to be, socially aware, or conscious, or helpful. None of that is important.
Feel free to let my overall message get lost in the forest that is a topic that a bunch of people are probably all whiny and sensitive about. But, that's what I do, right? Take a thing and shit on it as soon as humanly possible. I was just lucky that I know people who were up-to-date enough with current events to even bring the topics I spoke about to my attention. Otherwise it would've been just another "Oh, why does everything have a new logo? Must be Halloween somewhere in France" for me. Every time social websites change their layout to accomodate some international happening, I sort of falter between "I wonder what that's about" and "But that'd involve caring about something probably stupid." I'm not going to get sucked into some kind of pumpkin spice holiday by LOOKING INTO something. I'm just thankful we have cheese still. That'd suck.
I bet some of my friends are going to take that personally.
The point is Facebook sucks as anything other than a message board with a handy side-function where you can look at pople's half-naked pics that they shouldn't have put in a public album. Fuck, I wouldn't even show my MOM half of the shit I've seen willingly uploaded by people on that horrible website. I wish it didn't exist. Let's all go back to Myspace and act like it's any better. It isn't.
Some people may think I'm trying to capitalize on a national tragedy by including it in the contents of an unrelated video. To those people, I say, "Absolutely."
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
