Uploaded July 2013 | Updated September 2026, 3 days ago
How to destroy a patio table while simultaneously destroying your spine.
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Hasn't it been weeks since I used either...And yet, at least one individual will make some comment pertaining to my infinite supply of the materials featured in this video. It's inevitable. All things are. All things that upset me definitely are.
My friend has handed me down a skateboard that is older than most people still capable of pedal movement, so I promptly took the utmost care in trying to destroy it as quickly as possible. However, it lives to die another day, thankfully, because I still have a few ideas with which I'd like to experiment.
That's the only skate trick I know. It's called the "half-assper"
I had decided that, since I've spent a large portion of my past trying to jump forward onto tables, that I would...turn them. Or myself. As it happens, breaking the leg prematurely was a smart move, as it provided an angled surface for which to aim. Backward. Trying to coordinate a sitting position in mid-air when your brain is screaming for some sort of instinctual fall-breaking maneuver proved to be far more difficult than I had imagined. I ended up abandoning the idea halfway into my jump on the second try, as evidenced by my landing sideways
I'd say the first try was the more successful of the two, although I wouldn't necessarily deem anything in this video to be "a success" However, this is what we aim for, yes?
When I emerged from the second attempt, I was finding it difficult to walk, so I didn't try for a third. Not to mention, two of the legs were then broken, which increases the effort required to stand up the table in general.
Also two chairs broke.
I hope Deadmau5 likes the shirt.
Enjoi.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
How to destroy a patio table while simultaneously destroying your spine.
SHIRTS: udmerch.spreadshirt.com
EMAIL: underdetention@gmail.com
TWITTER: twitter.com/thejaypocalypse
Hasn't it been weeks since I used either...And yet, at least one individual will make some comment pertaining to my infinite supply of the materials featured in this video. It's inevitable. All things are. All things that upset me definitely are.
My friend has handed me down a skateboard that is older than most people still capable of pedal movement, so I promptly took the utmost care in trying to destroy it as quickly as possible. However, it lives to die another day, thankfully, because I still have a few ideas with which I'd like to experiment.
That's the only skate trick I know. It's called the "half-assper"
I had decided that, since I've spent a large portion of my past trying to jump forward onto tables, that I would...turn them. Or myself. As it happens, breaking the leg prematurely was a smart move, as it provided an angled surface for which to aim. Backward. Trying to coordinate a sitting position in mid-air when your brain is screaming for some sort of instinctual fall-breaking maneuver proved to be far more difficult than I had imagined. I ended up abandoning the idea halfway into my jump on the second try, as evidenced by my landing sideways
I'd say the first try was the more successful of the two, although I wouldn't necessarily deem anything in this video to be "a success" However, this is what we aim for, yes?
When I emerged from the second attempt, I was finding it difficult to walk, so I didn't try for a third. Not to mention, two of the legs were then broken, which increases the effort required to stand up the table in general.
Also two chairs broke.
I hope Deadmau5 likes the shirt.
Enjoi.
To license this footage, contact underdetention(at)gmail.com
