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Stardew Valley is probably the most intense game of all time. It’s got farming and combat and relationships with complete strangers and even a mouse that sells hats. But what if you didn’t want to be a farmer? Can You Beat Stardew Valley Without Planting Any Crops?
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Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
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Can You Beat Stardew Valley Without Planting Any Crops? (in text form)
Let’s, right now, just the two of us, clarify what I mean when I say “Beat Stardew Valley”, because unlike most games, there is no definitive point where you “beat” Stardew Valley, where the final credits roll. There are a couple different late-game tasks you could complete to consider yourself having beaten the game, but for the purposes of this video, I just want to complete the Community Center. If you can do that, you’ve probably got yourself a pretty decent farm, have gotten some Iridium tools, and are well-acquainted with the neanderthals infesting the town. Now, to even have a chance at making this challenge work, we’re going to have to cheat a little. An age-old exploit got patched, but we can still mess with a few things to accomplish our goal of taking over Pelican Town.
If you wanna make these exploits work, there are a couple important things you need to do before you begin. First, buy a Mac. Stardew Valley is a gamer’s game and you’ll need a real deal gaming machine to handle everything we’re gonna throw at it. Don’t try this on a PlayStation or an Xbox or god forbid one of those stupid windows computers you have to put together yourself. If I wanted to put stuff together, I’d buy a shelf, But I’m here to break Stardew Valley in half and decorate the giant crevice that rips the town in half. Okay, now we understand each other, the real game can begin.
The first exploit stems from your character name. Every item in this game has an ID associated with it, and someone found out that if you put one of those item IDs in your name, you’ll get those items any time someone says your name in-game. Generally, when doing this, you’d want to go with some item to sell for quick money and two kinds of valuable seeds, but because I have no interest in putting my favorite hoe to work early in the morning, I didn’t cheat any seeds into my inventory. I went with a Stardrop, a Prismatic Shard, and a Rocky Mountain Candy Cane. I’ll explain what those three items do in a minute if you’re like cowboy-hat-in-a-cubicle guy and can’t figure it out for yourself.
Stardew Valley is probably the most intense game of all time. It’s got farming and combat and relationships with complete strangers and even a mouse that sells hats. But what if you didn’t want to be a farmer? Can You Beat Stardew Valley Without Planting Any Crops?
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Check out some of my other videos if you liked this one:
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
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Can You Beat Stardew Valley Without Planting Any Crops? (in text form)
Let’s, right now, just the two of us, clarify what I mean when I say “Beat Stardew Valley”, because unlike most games, there is no definitive point where you “beat” Stardew Valley, where the final credits roll. There are a couple different late-game tasks you could complete to consider yourself having beaten the game, but for the purposes of this video, I just want to complete the Community Center. If you can do that, you’ve probably got yourself a pretty decent farm, have gotten some Iridium tools, and are well-acquainted with the neanderthals infesting the town. Now, to even have a chance at making this challenge work, we’re going to have to cheat a little. An age-old exploit got patched, but we can still mess with a few things to accomplish our goal of taking over Pelican Town.
If you wanna make these exploits work, there are a couple important things you need to do before you begin. First, buy a Mac. Stardew Valley is a gamer’s game and you’ll need a real deal gaming machine to handle everything we’re gonna throw at it. Don’t try this on a PlayStation or an Xbox or god forbid one of those stupid windows computers you have to put together yourself. If I wanted to put stuff together, I’d buy a shelf, But I’m here to break Stardew Valley in half and decorate the giant crevice that rips the town in half. Okay, now we understand each other, the real game can begin.
The first exploit stems from your character name. Every item in this game has an ID associated with it, and someone found out that if you put one of those item IDs in your name, you’ll get those items any time someone says your name in-game. Generally, when doing this, you’d want to go with some item to sell for quick money and two kinds of valuable seeds, but because I have no interest in putting my favorite hoe to work early in the morning, I didn’t cheat any seeds into my inventory. I went with a Stardrop, a Prismatic Shard, and a Rocky Mountain Candy Cane. I’ll explain what those three items do in a minute if you’re like cowboy-hat-in-a-cubicle guy and can’t figure it out for yourself.



![10 Hardest Can You Beat Challenges of 2019 - Mitten Squad
The saying goes “Those who cannot learn from history are doomed to repeat it”, but that’s what I’m after. Not only do I want to repeat it, I want to crank the knob until it breaks and suffer in ways never thought possible. What better way to plan for the nightmare of 2020 than by taking a stroll down memory lane and looking at Mitten Squad’s 10 Hardest Can You Beat Challenges of 2019.
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Can You Beat Lonesome Road Without Taking Any Damage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5cU5X2X1Ts
Can You Beat Halo 3 Without Taking Any Damage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V2T7eKDEJr4
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas With Only Euclid’s C-Finder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=miJ6iJTqIFU
Can You Beat Fallout 3 With Only A BB Gun: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=da65kxUT-NI
Can You Beat Nuka World Without Taking Any Damage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GzEFt3JG3xA
Can You Beat Fallout 4 By Only Using Each Weapon Once: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qgW5p5RRTXQ
Can You Beat Borderlands 2 By Using Every Weapon You Find: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LloDGAN1xvk
Can You Beat Fallout New Vegas With A Guitar Hero Controller: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJat1Fys2iI
Can You Beat Fallout 3 Without Attacking Anything: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyDc4yjEz9Q
Can You Beat Skyrim With Your Hands Bound: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOF1nWnZaMs
Can You Beat Halo Reach Without Taking Any Damage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9ZF4Fh63JU
Can You Beat Doom (2016) With Only A Pistol: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6KfGNnVku24
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![Can You Beat Bioshock Infinite With Only A Sky-Hook?
The assortment of Vigors and weapons in Bioshock Infinite ensure that there are always at least a few different ways to handle any situation. But there’s one weapon that isn’t really meant to be the main method of attack. Can You Beat Bioshock Infinite With Only A Skyhook?
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Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
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Can You Beat Bioshock Infinite With Only A Skyhook? (in text form)
I awoke in a boat with a gentleman and a lady discussing rowing. I had a sinking feeling unrelated to the boat filling with water that they were actually talking about something other than rowing, but I couldn’t prove it. They left, I stood in the rain for a while to see if they would ever fully disappear from view, they didn’t, and I entered the lighthouse. Inside I found someone who had quite clearly [bonk]ed themselves and rang a few bells. For a second I thought someone somewhere had activated the failsafe, then I took a seat on my cushioned chariot and ascended into the sky.
I took my time wandering around the church I arrived in, thinking for a while about what a pain in the ass it must be to keep all these candles lit, went down some stairs, and found more candles. The good news is that I can actually put a few of them out. The fewer fire hazards, the better. Before I could get into the city proper, I had to get baptized. I did try to skirt my way around the priest but I couldn’t. The thing that really shocked me about this scene is that it seemed like the water barely went up to the priests ankles. Unless I’ve got a head like a pancake, I don’t see how I could’ve almost been drowned in this water.
During my blackout, I got a glimpse at a city being destroyed, woke up for the 2nd time in the last 16 minutes, and was finally in Columbia. This bird looks like [bad], by the way. This game, even though I am playing it as a part of the Bioshock Collection, still looks great. While some games from 2013 have aged like a block of cheese sealed in a mason jar, this game is not one of them.
I pressed onward deeper into the city, saw a pretty electric pony, got a quick Columbia history lesson, saw another hummingbird that seemed enamored by the music, which made this entire city feel like one of those wholesome Disney cartoons from the early 40s. You know, the ones that were shockingly racist.
I’m gonna skip through a lot of this early game stuff because it’s just walking, looking, and listening for a while. The key takeaways are demonic jugglers, the Handyman, my first Vigor, a sneak peak of my future weapon, the False Shepherd badge of honor, and the raffle itself in which really felt like home in that I was the only one there who seemed to not be racist.
After things took a dark turn… uh…. yeah that’s okay I can say that, I shoved someone’s face into a police officer’s weapon, supposedly, I think we can all agree that he did that to himself, he should’ve complied with my commands, and I finally got my first weapon. With this being the introductory combat portion of the game, the Officers sent to [bonk] me aren’t at all difficult to [bonk]. More combat later, I got my hands on a gun that I can’t use. The annoying part about the Skyhook is that Booker DeWitt is a miracle of modern science in that he can have a firearm in one hand, a Vigor active in the other, and the Skyhook in the 2nd. If you’re thinking that the math makes no sense, I agree’d with you.
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