Uploaded December 2020 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
There have been many great minds in human history: Copernicus, Todd Howard, the developers of Meow Motors, maybe a few others. But now, at the risk of sounding egotistical, I consider myself to be among the all-time greats. Why? Because I asked the universe a question nobody has ever come up with. Can You Beat Every Wii Sport At The Same Time?
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Mitten Squad Discord link: Mitten.Land
Check out some of my other videos if you liked this one:
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
Twitter: twitter.com/mittensquad
Can You Beat Every Wii Sport At The Same Time? (in text form)
I need to explain to you just how convoluted this idea is. I’ll divide it into 3 segments: the preparation, setup, and the game. If you don’t care about the backstory, AKA the preparation, and just want to skip to the challenge, go to the timestamp on screen now. Also, this video will be like all the other Can You Beat videos on this channel, but if you want to watch a version of the raw video, to experience the torment alongside me in slightly edited down real time, that video will be released as a Premiere on this channel on Wednesday December 9th at 11:00AM EST. Now, ya see, there are many ways that I could’ve gone about this. I do have 5 computers. 4 of them are Macs because I am a gamer after all, so I could’ve used emulators to make this possible. Wii Sports is really not that demanding of a game for the Dolphin emulator to run. But I am a man of science. I went with the patriotic option. So, what is it that I did? I spent $1500 on this goddamn idea. You’re probably wondering how the hell I spent so much money on this. I’ll explain. As great as the voices inside my jelly dome have told me that I am, and only a select few of you will know this, I don’t always make the greatest decisions when it comes to money. $200 on Vault Yoshi Bed Sheets, the $1200 iPhone 12 I broke after having it for about 2 weeks, I spent $12 on a plan involving buying a domain name for the Dolittle Movie that came out last year that would ultimately end with me getting a signed picture of Robert Downy Jr telling me to go myself. Unfortunately, Lady Luck was not on my side during that roughly, oh, let’s say 25 and a half year long period of my entire existence. I’m only 24, you can figure out what I mean. The point being, I probably could’ve saved myself about $500 if I’d thought this through a little more. Now that I’ve long since reeled you in with the question of what it was I bought, and your dangling little corpses are flapping in the breeze against the side of the tub, I can get to the items themselves.
I bought 5 HDMI Cables, 5 Composite to HDMI adapters, 5 Wii’s, 5 copies of Wii Sports, and of course 5 24 inch televisions. Now before you storm the comments to ask how I managed to do this to myself, lemme ing explain. First of all, I got scammed. I didn’t know the TV’s I bought, which some jackasses seem to think are computer monitors just because that’s what they’re called on the box and it’s what they’re called on the invoice, I didn’t know they came with HDMI cables. I thought I had to buy my own. My iMac didn’t come with an HDMI cable, why would any of these 5 TVs. So that was a waste of $50 on 50 feet of cable. I suppose I could make a high definition noose with ‘em. The composite cable adapters worked like a charm. I highly recommend the product who’s name and brand I won’t mention. The TV’s were $105 which I thought were a fair price. I guess we’ll talk about Wii Sports next. I assumed I’d be able to just walk into my local GameStop and buy 5 copies of Wii Sports, but they didn’t have 1, let alone 5. I’d have gone to another but I only allow myself to enter a GameStop once per year. It’s a religious thing. So I turned to eBay. The drawback of eBay as that the world is a big place. My copies of Wii Sports could come from anywhere, from strange and foreign lands like Ohio. Couldn’t have that. I also needed them quickly, which jacked the out of the price. I sorted by proximity and limited my prospects to only those with Fast and Free shipping. This is like when you’re a kid going door to door asking for free doorknobs, you just gotta take whatever God gives you. Then the Wii’s. I’ve rambled on about this for far too long. They were $127 each. Moving on.
There have been many great minds in human history: Copernicus, Todd Howard, the developers of Meow Motors, maybe a few others. But now, at the risk of sounding egotistical, I consider myself to be among the all-time greats. Why? Because I asked the universe a question nobody has ever come up with. Can You Beat Every Wii Sport At The Same Time?
Thumbnail art made by: twitter.com/100DARKSTAR
Mitten Squad Discord link: Mitten.Land
Check out some of my other videos if you liked this one:
Can You Beat Bioshock With Only A Wrench?: youtube.com/watch?v=JY4GfoqI2-0
Can You Beat Fallout 4 Without A Pip-Boy?: youtube.com/watch?v=k0GamZYQwvA
Can You Beat Skyrim With Only A Fork?: youtube.com/watch?v=pBVBrUXGpWk
Can You Beat Fallout 3 as a Baby?: youtube.com/watch?v=6HLHqINNuM8
Can You Beat Skyrim By Only Using Shouts?: youtube.com/watch?v=8TzSmz3BokE
Can You Beat Fallout 4 With Only A Commie Whacker?: youtube.com/watch?v=vEYakRU58_c
Can You Beat Honest Hearts Without Taking Any Damage?: youtube.com/watch?v=JMrlNpx319A
Twitter: twitter.com/mittensquad
Can You Beat Every Wii Sport At The Same Time? (in text form)
I need to explain to you just how convoluted this idea is. I’ll divide it into 3 segments: the preparation, setup, and the game. If you don’t care about the backstory, AKA the preparation, and just want to skip to the challenge, go to the timestamp on screen now. Also, this video will be like all the other Can You Beat videos on this channel, but if you want to watch a version of the raw video, to experience the torment alongside me in slightly edited down real time, that video will be released as a Premiere on this channel on Wednesday December 9th at 11:00AM EST. Now, ya see, there are many ways that I could’ve gone about this. I do have 5 computers. 4 of them are Macs because I am a gamer after all, so I could’ve used emulators to make this possible. Wii Sports is really not that demanding of a game for the Dolphin emulator to run. But I am a man of science. I went with the patriotic option. So, what is it that I did? I spent $1500 on this goddamn idea. You’re probably wondering how the hell I spent so much money on this. I’ll explain. As great as the voices inside my jelly dome have told me that I am, and only a select few of you will know this, I don’t always make the greatest decisions when it comes to money. $200 on Vault Yoshi Bed Sheets, the $1200 iPhone 12 I broke after having it for about 2 weeks, I spent $12 on a plan involving buying a domain name for the Dolittle Movie that came out last year that would ultimately end with me getting a signed picture of Robert Downy Jr telling me to go myself. Unfortunately, Lady Luck was not on my side during that roughly, oh, let’s say 25 and a half year long period of my entire existence. I’m only 24, you can figure out what I mean. The point being, I probably could’ve saved myself about $500 if I’d thought this through a little more. Now that I’ve long since reeled you in with the question of what it was I bought, and your dangling little corpses are flapping in the breeze against the side of the tub, I can get to the items themselves.
I bought 5 HDMI Cables, 5 Composite to HDMI adapters, 5 Wii’s, 5 copies of Wii Sports, and of course 5 24 inch televisions. Now before you storm the comments to ask how I managed to do this to myself, lemme ing explain. First of all, I got scammed. I didn’t know the TV’s I bought, which some jackasses seem to think are computer monitors just because that’s what they’re called on the box and it’s what they’re called on the invoice, I didn’t know they came with HDMI cables. I thought I had to buy my own. My iMac didn’t come with an HDMI cable, why would any of these 5 TVs. So that was a waste of $50 on 50 feet of cable. I suppose I could make a high definition noose with ‘em. The composite cable adapters worked like a charm. I highly recommend the product who’s name and brand I won’t mention. The TV’s were $105 which I thought were a fair price. I guess we’ll talk about Wii Sports next. I assumed I’d be able to just walk into my local GameStop and buy 5 copies of Wii Sports, but they didn’t have 1, let alone 5. I’d have gone to another but I only allow myself to enter a GameStop once per year. It’s a religious thing. So I turned to eBay. The drawback of eBay as that the world is a big place. My copies of Wii Sports could come from anywhere, from strange and foreign lands like Ohio. Couldn’t have that. I also needed them quickly, which jacked the out of the price. I sorted by proximity and limited my prospects to only those with Fast and Free shipping. This is like when you’re a kid going door to door asking for free doorknobs, you just gotta take whatever God gives you. Then the Wii’s. I’ve rambled on about this for far too long. They were $127 each. Moving on.
