Uploaded August 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Apparently for sexual content... which I've seen and heard WAY worse songs on YouTube. Over 15 Years of Making Music, I've made my own songs that are far worse than this Parody/Cover...
"If I Can't Suck You" is one of the more tame songs I've made, on the subject....
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While scrolling I found Noah Davis fucking around and singing (freestyling) a parody of Alicia Keys' 2004 song, "If I Ain't Got You".
Noah's Video:
facebook.com/share/r/19aqeyQndQ
The Original Alicia Keys Song (with Lyrics):
youtube.com/watch?v=P1pIzbHC1Z4&list=RDP1pIzbHC1Z4&start_radio=1
I (matt), decided to expand on Noah's take on Alicia Keys' song, and after alot of A.I. mishaps with Suno, this is the best version it came up with.
I hope you enjoy.
Don't forget to Like, Share & Subscribe!
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"If I Can't Suck You" - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin)
[Chorus]
And YouTube sucks dick and balls,
but I won't post nothing at all.
If YouTube keeps sucking, baby.
If YouTube keeps sucking, baby.
YouTube likes sucking meat.
And it just sucks everything.
Cum guzzlers keep running,
YouTube....
2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
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Apparently for sexual content... which I've seen and heard WAY worse songs on YouTube. Over 15 Years of Making Music, I've made my own songs that are far worse than this Parody/Cover...
"If I Can't Suck You" is one of the more tame songs I've made, on the subject....
---------
While scrolling I found Noah Davis fucking around and singing (freestyling) a parody of Alicia Keys' 2004 song, "If I Ain't Got You".
Noah's Video:
facebook.com/share/r/19aqeyQndQ
The Original Alicia Keys Song (with Lyrics):
youtube.com/watch?v=P1pIzbHC1Z4&list=RDP1pIzbHC1Z4&start_radio=1
I (matt), decided to expand on Noah's take on Alicia Keys' song, and after alot of A.I. mishaps with Suno, this is the best version it came up with.
I hope you enjoy.
Don't forget to Like, Share & Subscribe!
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"If I Can't Suck You" - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin)
[Chorus]
And YouTube sucks dick and balls,
but I won't post nothing at all.
If YouTube keeps sucking, baby.
If YouTube keeps sucking, baby.
YouTube likes sucking meat.
And it just sucks everything.
Cum guzzlers keep running,
YouTube....
2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
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![Little, Teeny Thumbelina (Cover) - cVc | Suno | 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xP4HCApkSwg/mqdefault.jpg "Little, Teeny Thumbelina (Cover) - cVc | Suno | 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
For most Thumbelina films, there is a specific song, performed by Danny Kaye and written by Frank Loesser, as well as versions performed by Voice Actors and the Actress playing Thumbelina, like in the Don Bluth Adaptation. With a Version also written and performed by the Legendary, Hans Christian Andersen.
THIS Version, is from the 1992 Adaptation, released by the independent film company, Good Times aka Golden Films, etc. Which, in both the opening and end credits, the Female Artist is not named. However, the Writers/Lyricists are, with this version being written by John Arrias & Richard Hurwitz.
This take is an updated, Ska Cover to the opening track from 1992s Thumbelina, titled Little, Teeny Thumbelina.
The Thumbelina Art (excluding the background), is created by ChipmunkRacoonOz
Little, Teeny Thumbelina - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by John Arrias & Richard Hurwitz):
Oh, Thumbelina
Smaller than my thumb
Youll save the little people
And the princess youll become
You are twice as brave as anyone
Youre good and true
Little, teeny Thumbelina
I love you
Youve got to bring your father
The prince and all his men
To make the valley safe
For the little people once again
So, on with your adventure
Let no one interfere
Youll feel like a giant
When the little people cheer
Oh, Thumbelina
Smaller than my thumb
Youll save the little people
And the princess youll become
You are twice as brave as anyone
Youre good and true
Little, teeny Thumbelina
I love you
You are twice as brave as anyone
Youre good and true
Little, teeny Thumbelina
I love you
#Thumbelina #TomThumb #Thumb #Tiny #Teeny #Little #LittleTeenyThumbelina #GoldenFilms #GoodTimes #Classic #Cover #Remake #Rendition #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #Ska #SkaCover #randumENT #randumEntertainment #JohnArrias #RichardHurwitz #AI #AICover #AISong #AIMusic #SunoAI #Suno #Music")
![Spaghett - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/xWJ97QkwtM8/mqdefault.jpg "Spaghett - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Slappa Da Slaghet!
Spaghett - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
I slap uh my spaghett
Be cuz the spaghett uh slap uh me
It slap uh on my teeth
When I slurp uh noodle eeze
I spin uh the spaghett
Twirl it with my spoon
I slap uh the spaghett
Back hand it cross the room
Watch the sketty jiggle
Like a Jello molded pop
I slap uh the spaghetti
Back forth uh, til it drop
[Chorus]
Slappy slap uh slapper
The spaghett thats on my plate
One hand, two hand tremble
Slap sketty all over the place
Slap uh slappy slapping
My jiggly little skett
Slappy duh spaghetti
Spaghett spaghett spaghett
Spag ett, spag ett.
Spag ett. ett. ett. ett...
Slap uh. Slap uh.
Slap uh thuh spaghett
Front hand, back hand
Slapper
Open hand, closed hand
Toes
Top foot, bottom foot
Slapping
Then slap it with my nose
Red sauce and tomatoes
Peppers, onion, chives
Oregano, salt and garlic
Noodles boiled to rise
Stirring up the sketty
While heating up the sauce
Al dente are my noodles
The mixing and the toss
Toss up the spaghetti
Like I toss up the pizza
Flip it in the air now
Everywhere it falls, hi yah
[Chorus]
Slappy slap uh slapper
The spaghett thats on my plate
One hand, two hand tremble
Slap sketty all over the place
Slap uh slappy slapping
My jiggly little skett
Slappy duh spaghetti
Spaghett spaghett spaghett
Catch some in the air
And slap it all around
Spaghett is on the walls now
The ceiling and the ground
Spaghett is on my shirt
And all over my head
When I go to sleep at night
Spaghett is in my bed
Piled plate of sketty
Give it a good slap
Listen to the sound it makes
Like a booty clap
Spag ett, spag ett.
Spag ett. ett. ett. ett...
Slap uh. Slap uh.
Slap uh thuh spaghett
Italian seasoned bread
With garlic butter and cheese
Mozzarella, provolone
The pepper make me sneeze
I lost my poor meatball
When I did that sneeze
Went under the freezer
Theres spaghett on my knees
Balls of meat, so big
I slap uh them around
No sound can compare
When my balls drop to the ground
[Chorus]
Slappy slap uh slapper
The spaghett thats on my plate
One hand, two hand tremble
Slap sketty all over the place
Slap uh slappy slapping
My jiggly little skett
Slappy duh spaghetti
Spaghett spaghett spaghett
I finally get a full plate
Decide to eat it up
No slapping this last dish
A man comes in abrupt
He hurries, crazy running
Hes running right at me
Cross eyed, drooling bafoon
Then he slap uh my sket e
Goes crazy, He attacks it
His slaps not slowing down
It is off the plate now
He keeps slapping on the ground
My balls of meat explode
Right up in his face
Spaghetti sauce and Parmesan
All over the place
Whaaaaatt thee fuuuuuuuhhhkk
Spag ett, spag ett.
Spag ett. ett. ett. ett...
Slap uh. Slap uh.
Slap uh thuh spaghett
[Chorus]
Slappy slap uh slapper
The spaghett thats on my plate
One hand, two hand tremble
Slap sketty all over the place
Slap uh slappy slapping
My jiggly little skett
Slappy duh spaghetti
Spaghett spaghett spaghett
Spag uh retti retti
Puh sketty is no more
Slapped all the spaghett
Til it flew... Right out... The... Door...
(Dun dun)
Spaghett!
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![Spiders - cVc | Suno A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/x_vIK-IH3jI/mqdefault.jpg "Spiders - cVc | Suno A.I. | © 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Here comes the Spiders!
Spiders - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
The spiders come
The spiders crawl
The Spiders (spiders)
Bite your balls
Now you got some spider balls
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Spider balls
Spider balls
Furry scurry hurry balls
8 eyed testees
Big ol balls
Your balls are climbing up the walls
Spider balls
Spider balls
Furry scurry hurry balls
Upsy duhpsy
Oopsy doop
Now you have to
Take a poop
Spider balls
Spider balls
Does whatever
Spider balls does
Jizzum webs
Shoot in the skies
Jizzum balls
Bally bye
© 2024 [ran-dum] Entertainment & Suno
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![Go Hyuck Yourself: Nonsense, Part 7 - cVc | Suno | 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yEWttqWdi2U/mqdefault.jpg "Go Hyuck Yourself: Nonsense, Part 7 - cVc | Suno | 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
The 7th Nonsense track.
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Go Hyuck Yourself - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin)
Your Father doesnt just have sex, Maxie.
He Huhyucks!
[Beat Drop]
Woah woah woah woah..
Im.
About to Fuh-Yuck a Muh-Hyucker Fuh-Yucker up..
Ooh..
Im About to Fuh-Yuck a Muh-Hyucker Fuh-Yucker up..
bout ta, bout ta, bout ta, bout ta..
Huh-Yuck
[Solo]
Beat dont drop on the crop top
Meat dont flop, til the top drop
Roll up on a copy with the mop top
Philly cheese steak in the shop spot
Filly filly Phil E Phlapper
Holly Dilly, Milly Mapper
Kippity Kippity, Kitty Slap Uh
Billity billity bapp err.. ner ner
[Beat Drop]
Go oh, Hyuck McHyuck Yourself
Figgity Fidget Spinner Flukk, dont tell
Hyuck-hyuck-hyuck-hyuck-hyuck
(Nuck nuck)
Garsh.
Garsh.
Guh-Garsh.
Garsh.
Guh
Garsh.
Garsh.
Guh-Garsh.
Garsh.
Garsh.
Garsh.
Guh-Garsh.
Garsh.
Guh
Garsh.
Garsh.
Guh-Garsh.
Garsh.
Gwarrsh..
Turn around ound
Sit and spin
Turn, turn around round
Then do it again
Go go go go go
Hyuck Yourself
Go Hyuck Yourself
Go go, go Hyuck Yourself
Hyuck Hyuck Hyuck Yourself
Giggity Giggity
Go Hyuck Yo Self
Self self
Go Hyuck Yo Shelf
Shelf Shelf
Shellfish in Hell
Smell smell
Go Hyuck Yo Self..
Self self self self..
Spin it, turn around and take a selfie (selfie)
Feelin myself, and feelin helfie
Workin for Santa, like an Elfie
Shadow the Hedgehogs belt be
(Mmmmmmmm Slappin)
Kippity Kap, be Kappin
Higgity Hyuck, be Laughin
Minnity Mouse, be nappin
So, Mickety Mickety be crappin
God Dog, Dog God, My Gee Odie
The one with Garfield, and P Oh Dee
Rover Rover, like Pluto
Donald and Daisy with Ludo
Ludo Lou, lots oh Lolly Pops
Pops with cops, eating pork chops..
(Aint that like Cannibalism?)
[Beat Drop]
Woah woah woah woah..
Im.
About to Fuh-Yuck a Muh-Hyucker Fuh-Yucker up..
Ooh..
Im About to Fuh-Yuck a Muh-Hyucker Fuh-Yucker up..
bout ta, bout ta, bout ta, bout ta..
Huh-Yuck
Go go go go go
Hyuck Yourself
Go Hyuck Yourself
Go go, go Hyuck Yourself
Hyuck Hyuck Hyuck Yourself
Garsh.
Garsh.
Guh-Garsh.
Garsh.
Guh
Garsh.
Garsh.
Guh-Garsh.
Garsh.
Garsh.
Garsh.
Guh-Garsh.
Garsh.
Guh
Garsh.
Garsh.
Guh-Garsh.
Garsh.
Gwarrsh..
[Beat Drop]
[Solo]
Wiggle wiggle wiggle
No wiggle room
Jingle jingle jingle
On the bingo broom
Sham Shilly Shasta
Shape the Shoes
I must-ashk you a kweshtin..
But Ill shave it for later...
[Beat Drop]
[Solo]
Show Long
Gewwd bye
Eat sum apple pie (pie pie)
No crust, dont lie
Sample sample, pot pie...
Have it your way, Mamacita...
No no, no Maxie
Your Father gets down
In the Snorlax peet
Gotta get down,
And move them feet
Jiggle it now..
Jigglypuff in the streets
Go!
Juh juh juh
Jiiiiiigggle E Puff
Jiggle E Puuuuuufffff..
Jiiiiiiggle E Puff..
Jiggle E...
Eat it!
Like Cake.
The cake is a lie
Its time to say bye
So long mudder Hyucker
Bye, Marty Mick Fly...
[Solo]
Hyuck-hyuck-hyuck-hyuck-hyuck
Hyuck.
Yo.
Self...
© 2026 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Matt G Martin
Audio Created with Suno
Photo Created with CreArt
Video Edited with InShot by Matt G Martin
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![Dishwasher - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/yR73q0m1cUk/mqdefault.jpg "Dishwasher - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Dishwasher - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):
Watch it, watch it, watch it.
Watch it, watch it, Pile Up...
Day after day.
All around the crowded sink..
Towers high, theres no escape...
I dig in, go deeper,
Making a break,
A dent in this fortress,
The bowls and the plates..
Cups and the cutlery
Pots and the pans
Then I turn around..
Multiplied in dozens...
[Chorus]
As I.
See it building up,
Spray the hot water.
See it pile high,
Im the dish washer.
Piles and piles
The mounds will increase..
Furious, curious,
How much will I see,
How much will I clean,
How far will this go..
Tension is higher,
About to snap, leave them broke
Breaking and taking,
Destroying and smash,
These dishes keep coming..
Im busting my ass...
Dunkuh dunkuh, dunkuh dunkuh
Dish Washer.
Come and bring it to the dish washer.
(Wash wash wash wash)
Scrubbing bubbles
The water just streams
Rinse and repeat
Hold in all the screams
This shits never ending
Just like the laundry
Continuously coming
Can never break free...
(Dum dum dum)
Do it again, every day
Im the dish washer
Water splashed up on my face
Im the dish washer
Fugg.. soap got in my eyes
Im the dish washer
Dishy dishes makes me cries
Im the dish dish dish dish. Washer.
Dunkuh dunkuh dunkuh dunkuh
Dish washer
Hunkuh hunkuh hunkuh hunkuh
Hunky Dish Washer
Scrub Daddy, Soap Pad
Steel Wool too
Scratch pad, sponge scrubby
Beep boop boop
See it,
Keep it coming.
See it,
Loading up.
The actual dish machine is broken.
Fuck it, fugg it.
I dont give a fuhhh (fugg fugg fugg)
[Chorus]
As I.
See it building up,
Spray the hot water.
See it pile high,
Im the dish washer.
Piles and piles
The mounds will increase..
Furious, curious,
How much will I see,
How much will I clean,
How far will this go..
Tension is higher,
About to snap, leave them broke
Breaking and taking,
Destroying and smash,
These dishes keep coming..
Im busting my ass...
Dunkuh dunkuh, dunkuh dunkuh
Dish Washer.
Come and bring it to the dish washer.
(Wash wash wash wash)
Scrubby be bubbly
Scrub to the beat,
The beat of my music
Dishes fall to my feet.
This shit wont stop coming
This shit never ends
Rage building up,
Wash dee dishes again..
Some mother fugger
Left food on the plate
Cups still filled
With juice and Kool Aid
Empty, theres plenty
In which I assume
Some smashed on the floor
Time to get the broom
The sound that it makes
Like joy to my ears
I mean.. itll give me less dishes
The vision is clear..
Okay, gather all em up
Throw them on the ground
Smash these fuggin dishes
Break them all around
Leave nothing to be cleaned
Rage monkey on the boss
Jump around the filthy kitchen
I dont give a fuck about the cost..
Costly costy,
You Costco bitch
Id rather be toked up
Watching Lilo and Stitch
Why the fuck am I doing this
On and on..
When I could be chillaxing
Or playing Donkey Kong
Pull the N 64 out! We bout ta Jam
[Chorus]
As I.
See it building up,
Spray the hot water.
See it pile high,
Im the dish washer.
Piles and piles
The mounds will increase..
Furious, curious,
How much will I see,
How much will I clean,
How far will this go..
Tension is higher,
About to snap, leave them broke
Breaking and taking,
Destroying and smash,
These dishes keep coming..
Im busting my ass...
Dunkuh dunkuh, dunkuh dunkuh
Dish Washer.
Come and bring it to the dish washer.
(Wash wash wash wash)
Smash Smash it!
Like some Smash Brothers!
Crish crash it!
Like the den mother
They keep bringing more
This will never end!
Here I frickin go...
See if the silverware will bend..
Bend and smash
Bend, bend and smash
Bend and smash
Bend, bend and smash
Bend and smash
Bend, bend and smash
Crish the crish crish
Crish and crash
Smoosh and smash
Smoosh, Smoosh and smash
Smoosh and smash
Smoosh, Smoosh and smash
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ha ha ha, Gahhhh
Fuck it.
RAGE OUT!
AHHHHH
GAAAHHH GRRR GAH
GAHHHHHHH
SMASH THESE MOTHER FUCKING DISHES!
SMAAAAAAASH
Smash Smash
These mother fucking Dishes
Smash Smash!
These mother fucking Dishes
Then shove it up yours ass.
These mother fucking Dishes...
Sorry, jeez.. I guess I went a wee bit crazy
Wash wash wash wash...
Dish dish dish dish...
(Smash smash)
Dish dish dish.... Ezzzz
© 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Lyrics Written by Matt Martin
Audio Produced with Suno
Picture Produced with CreArt
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#Dishwasher #Comedy #Parody #Satire #Metal #Angry #Smash #DeathMetal #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #MattGMartin #MattMartinLyrics #randumEntertainment #AI #AIMusic #AISong #SunoAI #SunoAIMusic #SunoAISong #Suno #CreArtAI #CreArt")
![Smelly Belly - cVc | Suno A.I. | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zVfnCFHkl-U/mqdefault.jpg "Smelly Belly - cVc | Suno A.I. | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
I dont even know...
Smelly Belly - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Señor Smelly Belly
Smelly Belly
Smelly Belly
Señor Smelly Belly
Yasmelly
Yuh smelly
With the smelly.
Smelly Belly
Fromunda cheese
From under my nuts
Stinky sphincter
Deep in my butt
A rumbling fart
Bubbling from my guts
Yasmelly
Yuh smelly
With the smelly Belly
Lint trap belly button
The teletubbie telly
Señor Smelly Belly
Smelly Belly
Smelly Belly
Señor Smelly Belly
Gotta gettuh
Gotta gettuh
Washing of the belly
Fart and wiff it
Fartin with it
Smelly McSmelly
Holey Helly
Time for.
Time for.
Telly
Bye why
The pie
Needle in the eye
Sigh
I cry
Left over fries
Oh my
Oh why
Can I get the cheese
Ewwie
Who E
Smelly smelly feet
Señor Smelly Belly
Smelly Belly
Smelly Belly
Señor Smelly Belly
Huh huh
Huh huh huh huh
Huh huh
Hyuh hyuck yuh huh
Yuh yuh
Yuh
Hyuck huh huh
Huh huh
#SmellyBelly #Smelly #Belly #Mariachi #Latino #Comedy #Parody #Spanish #Satire #BellyButton #cVc #CollectiveVarietyCrew #randumENT #randumEntertainment #AIMusic #AI #AISong #Suno #SunoAI")
![Dictate - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/zZs1ro_famM/mqdefault.jpg "Dictate - cVc | Suno | © 2025 [ran-dum] Entertainment
Parental Advisory: Explicit Content, including Sexual References & Innuendos, as well as vile & fowl language.
Dictate - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Dont dictate,
the dick taint
Cant eradicate,
the restraint
(Re re re re restraint)
Come get it
Locked inside
A little cubby hole
For me to hide
Hiding, confiding
A quiet place for me
Abiding, time Bide-ing
The hider to seek
Get the trash, get the trash!
(Get it on)
I got the cash, the cash.
(It wont be long).
[Chorus]
Dictate! Dictate!
Cant dictate, the dick taint
Tainty wavy
The baby gravy
Fell onto my shoe
Ew, ew, ew, ew,
ewie goo goo
Dont.
Dont!
Dictate, the dick taint
W T F
What is that?
A dick taint, Huff paint
On my ass
The crass brass symbol
The mass blast dimple
The dimple on my ass pimple
Garr gurgle, gargidy glob
Hard shuffle, the kerfuffle
Hob the knob
But what about Bob?
Get the trash, get the trash!
(Get it on)
I got the cash, the cash.
(It wont be long).
[Chorus]
Dictate! Dictate!
Cant dictate, the dick taint
Tainty wavy
The baby gravy
Fell onto my shoe
Ew, ew, ew, ew,
ewie goo goo
Dont.
Dont!
Dictate, the dick taint
Wohhh wob wob wob wob wub wub
Bomp bom, bom bubba bom bom
Glerrr glah glah ger Galaxy
Hib hubba wub wubba, the fallacy
Cherp cherp cherp
Cheep cheep cheep
Tommy Wiseau, In my room
Like a creep creep creep
In a minute bitch.
No snitch, no snitch
A minute bitch
Go broke, go rich
Then fight the Grinch
Those are my presents. My pheasants.
Get off muh bird
Listen now green man
The bird is the word
Around the world
I dropped a turd
Every town and city
Can smell my absurd (turd)
Wot wow.
Wow wow.
Wuh wuh wow wow.
Womp wow.
Wow wow
Wuh wuh wow wow.
Stand back!!!
Get the trash, get the trash!
(Get it on)
I got that ass, dat ass.
(Like Donkey Kong).
Cant cant cant.
[Chorus]
Dictate! Dictate!
Cant dictate, the dick taint (dick taint)
Tainty wavy
The baby gravy
Fell onto my shoe
Ew, ew, ew, ew,
ewie goo goo
Dont.
Dont!
Dictate, the dick taint
What what what
What is that?
But but but
I wore my hat.
[Talking]
Yeah. But, whats a dick taint? Thats like two separate things... Are you saying you have a dick growing from your taint? Or are you saying its so big, it rubs up against your taint?
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BOOM! - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):
Little bit of peacock
Little bit of key pop
Little bit of
Boom duh boom
Deh boom duh boom
Diggy
Diggy duh boom
Da boom da boom
Diggy Diggy
Boom!
(BOOM! BOOM!)
Walk uh
Walk uh
Walk uh
Wocka wocka wocka wocka wocka
Wocka woo
Shifty little shit
You shifty little shit
Howd you get in here
Howd you get in here
You shifty
Little
Shit
Fine alley
I found you
Under neeth my, stairs
What the fuck were you doing? (doing)
There?
Big ol philly fat
Fuckin titties
Big ol philly fat
Fuckin titties
Shes from Philly
And shes got big fat fuckin tits
Skirt skeet, skurrt skirt skeet
Skirt skeet, skurrt skirt skeet
Skuh skurrt skurrt skeet
Wah hoo
Wuh wuh wuh wuh, wuh wuh
Wah hoo
Wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wuh wurr
Skuh skirt skurrt
The clap to the boom
The boom to the beat
The beat to the floor
The floor to your feet
Skizz the wizz
Wizzle, wizzle woo
Cheese oh wizz
Cheesy cheesy chew
Cheesy bit of
Boom duh boom
Deh boom duh boom
Diggy
Diggy duh boom
Da boom da boom
Diggy Diggy
Boom!
(BOOM! BOOM!)
Baw wit duh
Boom duh boom
Roll with the
Skoom duh broom
Fly on a magical ride
Boom boom boom
Bye bye
You zooooooooooooooom
Yo yo
Zoomuh zoom
Go bro
With the go pro
Snow to blow
While you skee
The flow
Hi hi hiyuh hoe
Kung foo
Hi yuh hi hoo
Hye yuh yuh huh hyuh hue
Ha huh ha, huh haugh huh hoo
Huh hyuh yuh huh hoo hoo hoo
Now lets go back
Repeat the track
Slap some vulgarity
And swear remix the bap
Fizzle fizzle fuck
Fuzz fizzle fuckle fuzz
Fuzzy fucky pickle
Pickle trickle fuckz
Aw shit
Shit the tip
Turtle head, turtle head
Prairie dog drip
Diarrhea!
What what?
Diarrhea!!
Awwwwww shizz
Shittle bit of
Boom duh boom
Deh boom duh boom
Diggy
Diggy duh boom
Da boom da boom
Diggy Diggy
Boom!
(BOOM! BOOM!)
Bah room
Buh boom
Boom duh boom de boom
Hoo hoo
Bah boom
Back room
Boom duh boom de boom
Boom boom
Huh huh
Ran dum
Ran dum Entertainment
Fluh fluh fluh
BOOM!!
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