Uploaded June 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Slappa Da Slaghet!

"Spaghett" - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):

I slap uh my spaghett
Be cuz the spaghett uh slap uh me
It slap uh on my teeth
When I slurp uh noodle eeze

I spin uh the spaghett
Twirl it with my spoon
I slap uh the spaghett
Back hand it 'cross the room

Watch the sketty jiggle
Like a Jello molded pop
I slap uh the spaghetti
Back forth uh, til it drop

[Chorus]
Slappy slap uh slapper
The spaghett that's on my plate
One hand, two hand tremble
Slap sketty all over the place
Slap uh slappy slapping
My jiggly little skett
Slappy duh spaghetti
Spaghett spaghett spaghett

Spag ett, spag ett.
Spag ett. ett. ett. ett...
Slap uh. Slap uh.
Slap uh thuh spaghett

Front hand, back hand
Slapper
Open hand, closed hand
Toes
Top foot, bottom foot
Slapping
Then slap it with my nose

Red sauce and tomatoes
Peppers, onion, chives
Oregano, salt and garlic
Noodles boiled to rise

Stirring up the sketty
While heating up the sauce
Al dente are my noodles
The mixing and the toss

Toss up the spaghetti
Like I toss up the pizza
Flip it in the air now
Everywhere it falls, hi yah

[Chorus]
Slappy slap uh slapper
The spaghett that's on my plate
One hand, two hand tremble
Slap sketty all over the place
Slap uh slappy slapping
My jiggly little skett
Slappy duh spaghetti
Spaghett spaghett spaghett

Catch some in the air
And slap it all around
Spaghett is on the walls now
The ceiling and the ground

Spaghett is on my shirt
And all over my head
When I go to sleep at night
Spaghett is in my bed

Piled plate of sketty
Give it a good slap
Listen to the sound it makes
Like a booty clap

Spag ett, spag ett.
Spag ett. ett. ett. ett...
Slap uh. Slap uh.
Slap uh thuh spaghett

Italian seasoned bread
With garlic butter and cheese
Mozzarella, provolone
The pepper make me sneeze

I lost my poor meatball
When I did that sneeze
Went under the freezer
There's spaghett on my knees

Balls of meat, so big
I slap uh them around
No sound can compare
When my balls drop to the ground

[Chorus]
Slappy slap uh slapper
The spaghett that's on my plate
One hand, two hand tremble
Slap sketty all over the place
Slap uh slappy slapping
My jiggly little skett
Slappy duh spaghetti
Spaghett spaghett spaghett

I finally get a full plate
Decide to eat it up
No slapping this last dish
A man comes in abrupt

He hurries, crazy running
He's running right at me
Cross eyed, drooling bafoon
Then he slap uh my sket e

Goes crazy, He attacks it
His slaps not slowing down
It is off the plate now
He keeps slapping on the ground

My balls of meat explode
Right up in his face
Spaghetti sauce and Parmesan
All over the place

Whaaaaatt thee fuuuuuuuhhhkk

Spag ett, spag ett.
Spag ett. ett. ett. ett...
Slap uh. Slap uh.
Slap uh thuh spaghett

[Chorus]
Slappy slap uh slapper
The spaghett that's on my plate
One hand, two hand tremble
Slap sketty all over the place
Slap uh slappy slapping
My jiggly little skett
Slappy duh spaghetti
Spaghett spaghett spaghett

Spag uh retti retti
Puh sketty is no more
Slapped all the spaghett
Til it flew... Right out... The... Door...

(Dun dun)
Spaghett!


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