Uploaded April 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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Parental Advisory: Explicit Content, including Sexual References & Innuendos, as well as vile & fowl language.

"Dictate" - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt Martin):

Don't dictate,
the dick taint
Can't eradicate,
the restraint
(Re re re re restraint)

Come get it
Locked inside
A little cubby hole
For me to hide

Hiding, confiding
A quiet place for me
Abiding, time Bide-ing
The hider to seek

Get the trash, get the trash!
(Get it on)
I got the cash, the cash.
(It won't be long).

[Chorus]
Dictate! Dictate!
Can't dictate, the dick taint
Tainty wavy
The baby gravy
Fell onto my shoe
Ew, ew, ew, ew,
ewie goo goo
Don't.
Don't!
Dictate, the dick taint

W T F
What is that?
A dick taint, Huff paint
On my ass

The crass brass symbol
The mass blast dimple
The dimple on my ass pimple

Garr gurgle, gargidy glob
Hard shuffle, the kerfuffle
Hob the knob
But what about Bob?

Get the trash, get the trash!
(Get it on)
I got the cash, the cash.
(It won't be long).

[Chorus]
Dictate! Dictate!
Can't dictate, the dick taint
Tainty wavy
The baby gravy
Fell onto my shoe
Ew, ew, ew, ew,
ewie goo goo
Don't.
Don't!
Dictate, the dick taint

Wohhh wob wob wob wob wub wub
Bomp bom, bom bubba bom bom
Glerrr glah glah ger Galaxy
Hib hubba wub wubba, the fallacy

Cherp cherp cherp
Cheep cheep cheep
Tommy Wiseau, In my room
Like a creep creep creep

In a minute bitch.

No snitch, no snitch
A minute bitch
Go broke, go rich
Then fight the Grinch

Those are my presents. My pheasants.
Get off muh bird
Listen now green man
The bird is the word

Around the world
I dropped a turd
Every town and city
Can smell my absurd (turd)

Wot wow.
Wow wow.
Wuh wuh wow wow.
Womp wow.
Wow wow
Wuh wuh wow wow.

Stand back!!!

Get the trash, get the trash!
(Get it on)
I got that ass, dat ass.
(Like Donkey Kong).

Can't can't can't.

[Chorus]
Dictate! Dictate!
Can't dictate, the dick taint (dick taint)
Tainty wavy
The baby gravy
Fell onto my shoe
Ew, ew, ew, ew,
ewie goo goo
Don't.
Don't!
Dictate, the dick taint

What what what

What is that?

But but but

I wore my hat.

[Talking]
Yeah. But, what's a dick taint? That's like two separate things... Are you saying you have a dick growing from your taint? Or are you saying it's so big, it rubs up against your taint?

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