Uploaded December 2025 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago

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"Dishwasher" - Collective Variety Crew
Lyrics (Written by Matt G Martin):

Watch it, watch it, watch it.
Watch it, watch it, Pile Up...
Day after day.
All around the crowded sink..
Towers high, there's no escape...

I dig in, go deeper,
Making a break,
A dent in this fortress,
The bowls and the plates..

Cups and the cutlery
Pots and the pans
Then I turn around..
Multiplied in dozens...

[Chorus]
As I.
See it building up,
Spray the hot water.
See it pile high,
I'm the dish washer.
Piles and piles
The mounds will increase..
Furious, curious,
How much will I see,
How much will I clean,
How far will this go..
Tension is higher,
About to snap, leave them broke
Breaking and taking,
Destroying and smash,
These dishes keep coming..
I'm busting my ass...
Dunkuh dunkuh, dunkuh dunkuh
Dish Washer.
Come and bring it to the dish washer.
(Wash wash wash wash)

Scrubbing bubbles
The water just streams
Rinse and repeat
Hold in all the screams

This shits never ending
Just like the laundry
Continuously coming
Can never break free...

(Dum dum dum)

Do it again, every day
I'm the dish washer
Water splashed up on my face
I'm the dish washer
Fugg.. soap got in my eyes
I'm the dish washer
Dishy dishes makes me cries
I'm the dish dish dish dish. Washer.

Dunkuh dunkuh dunkuh dunkuh
Dish washer
Hunkuh hunkuh hunkuh hunkuh
Hunky Dish Washer

Scrub Daddy, Soap Pad
Steel Wool too
Scratch pad, sponge scrubby
Beep boop boop

See it,
Keep it coming.
See it,
Loading up.
The actual dish machine is broken.
Fuck it, fugg it.
I don't give a fuhhh (fugg fugg fugg)

[Chorus]
As I.
See it building up,
Spray the hot water.
See it pile high,
I'm the dish washer.
Piles and piles
The mounds will increase..
Furious, curious,
How much will I see,
How much will I clean,
How far will this go..
Tension is higher,
About to snap, leave them broke
Breaking and taking,
Destroying and smash,
These dishes keep coming..
I'm busting my ass...
Dunkuh dunkuh, dunkuh dunkuh
Dish Washer.
Come and bring it to the dish washer.
(Wash wash wash wash)

Scrubby be bubbly
Scrub to the beat,
The beat of my music
Dishes fall to my feet.

This shit won't stop coming
This shit never ends
Rage building up,
Wash dee dishes again..

Some mother fugger
Left food on the plate
Cups still filled
With juice and Kool Aid

Empty, there's plenty
In which I assume
Some smashed on the floor
Time to get the broom

The sound that it makes
Like joy to my ears
I mean.. it'll give me less dishes
The vision is clear..

Okay, gather all 'em up
Throw them on the ground
Smash these fuggin' dishes
Break them all around

Leave nothing to be cleaned
Rage monkey on the boss
Jump around the filthy kitchen
I don't give a fuck about the cost..

Costly costy,
You Costco bitch
I'd rather be toked up
Watching Lilo and Stitch

Why the fuck am I doing this
On and on..
When I could be chillaxing
Or playing Donkey Kong

"Pull the N 64 out! We 'bout ta Jam"

[Chorus]
As I.
See it building up,
Spray the hot water.
See it pile high,
I'm the dish washer.
Piles and piles
The mounds will increase..
Furious, curious,
How much will I see,
How much will I clean,
How far will this go..
Tension is higher,
About to snap, leave them broke
Breaking and taking,
Destroying and smash,
These dishes keep coming..
I'm busting my ass...
Dunkuh dunkuh, dunkuh dunkuh
Dish Washer.
Come and bring it to the dish washer.
(Wash wash wash wash)

Smash Smash it!
Like some Smash Brothers!
Crish crash it!
Like the den mother

They keep bringing more
This will never end!
Here I frickin go...
See if the silverware will bend..

Bend and smash
Bend, bend and smash
Bend and smash
Bend, bend and smash
Bend and smash
Bend, bend and smash

Crish the crish crish
Crish and crash

Smoosh and smash
Smoosh, Smoosh and smash
Smoosh and smash
Smoosh, Smoosh and smash

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Ha ha ha, Gahhhh

Fuck it.
RAGE OUT!

AHHHHH
GAAAHHH GRRR GAH
GAHHHHHHH

SMASH THESE MOTHER FUCKING DISHES!

SMAAAAAAASH
Smash Smash
These mother fucking Dishes
Smash Smash!
These mother fucking Dishes
Then shove it up yours ass.
These mother fucking Dishes...

"Sorry, jeez.. I guess I went a wee bit crazy"

Wash wash wash wash...

Dish dish dish dish...

(Smash smash)

Dish dish dish.... Ezzzz

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Lyrics Written by Matt Martin
Audio Produced with Suno
Picture Produced with CreArt
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