Uploaded April 2016 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Walt Disney Studios Paris is a complete shithole of a park. It is poorly maintained and too crowded, with mediocre food and hardly anything to do. I can't really recommend that anyone go there, unless you have a Park-Hopper and can go back over to Disneyland halfway through the day.

The only two good things in the park are 1) Cinemagique, which is a film that cleverly integrates live action into the movie, and 2) the Horizons props on the Backlot Tour.

The Twilight Zone Tower of Terror is a Disneyland clone (why they didn't clone the superior DHS version is beyond me), Rock 'N" Roller Coaster is exactly the same, Crush's Coaster is a decent but not outstanding indoor coaster, and Ratatouille is a boring, cheap-feeling Spiderman rip-off.

Plus, most of the rides don't even open until after 11AM!

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