Uploaded February 2020 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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It had been years since I'd taken my ill-fated plunge off of Paradise Stream Resort's Champagne Tower whirlpool (youtu.be/LLaiAg7ZSUI), and the lack of hot water in the tub always left me feeling that I hadn't fully experienced the true magic of a plexiglass champagne glass-shaped hot tub. It didn't take much for Julie (aka The Epcot Thot) to talk me into a do-over, so we loaded up the car with a cooler full of booze and headed to Pocono Palace Resort in East Stroudsburg Pennsylvania, where we stayed in their super-premium Roman Tower Suite!

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