Uploaded April 2016 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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The Hotel Santa Fe at Disneyland Paris is a total dump! It's too bad, because the Hotel Cheyenne across the river seemed pretty nice. I did laundry there (no laundry service or laundry room at the Hotel Santa Fe) and also ate at their buffet restaurant, and it was much quieter and relaxing and not... dumpy.

Not shown in this video:
--The stains on the carpet in my room. I was afraid to walk around barefoot.
--The view of ugly asphalt rooftops from my room.
--The broken buttons and scratched up walls of the elevator.
--A non-working room safe (they only had people available to fix it during the day, and I had to be there, which obviously wasn't going to happen because I was in the parks).
--A complete power outage to my room, which turned out to be caused by someone cooking with a hotplate down the hall. Seriously.

Also, that glass door remained shattered for at least three days. When I left it still hadn't been repaired, so I have no idea how long it took them to fix it.

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