Uploaded July 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Extremely rare cassette copy of Uncle Chuck Whiteman's cover version of his nephew Chet's hit pop funk single "White Boy Summer". Uncle Chuck wrote and recorded this country western parody after his nephew Chet brought his friends up to Chuck's lakeside cabin for a week in July to celebrate the white boy summer of 1988.
Extremely rare cassette copy of Uncle Chuck Whiteman's cover version of his nephew Chet's hit pop funk single "White Boy Summer". Uncle Chuck wrote and recorded this country western parody after his nephew Chet brought his friends up to Chuck's lakeside cabin for a week in July to celebrate the white boy summer of 1988.



![B*tch Slap (1967)
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Extremely rare 1967 R&B soul demo version of B*tch Slap by soul singer Reginald Right Hook Jackson, the first cousin of Cornelius Backhand Jackson. This demo was recorded two years before Mike Turners release in 1969. At the time Reginald had been receiving complaints about singing too many songs about slapping women, to which he commented on saying quote They just proving that its impossible to sing ENOUGH songs about slapping b*tches. Reginald, who was considered a sex symbol at the time, dismissed the numerous claims that he had slapped over one hundred b*tches off of the stage during his high energy live performances in the summer of 1967.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Asking for dinner aint asking for much
You had one job and still f*cked it up
Sometimes you gotta learn respect
I use my pimp hand to correct
[Chorus]
Its called a b*tch slap (b*tch slap!)
Come get your face clapped (face clapped!)
Come get your lip smacked (smack smack!)
You need a b*tch slap (oh oh yeah!)
[Verse 2]
I make money but you spend it all
Dont make me leave to get some menthols
I wont wait to ditch you b*tch
Before I go just one more hit
[Chorus]
Its called a b*tch slap (b*tch slap!)
Come get your face clapped (face clapped!)
Come get your lip smacked (smack smack!)
You need a b*tch slap (oh oh yeah!)
[Verse 3]
Asking for dinner aint asking for much
You had one job and still f*cked it up
Sometimes you gotta learn respect
I use my pimp hand to correct
[Chorus]
Its called a b*tch slap (b*tch slap!)
Come get your face clapped (face clapped!)
Come get your lip smacked (smack smack!)
You need a b*tch slap (oh oh yeah!) B*tch Slap (1967)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/QkfSsEBQRJ0/mqdefault.jpg)

![All I Want for Christmas (1967)
Rare copy of the original uncensored version of All I Want for Christmas performed by Mike Tooth Fairy Jones.
LYRICS
[Chorus]
All I want for Christmas
Is your two front teeth
Your two front teeth
B*tch your two front teeth
Sh*t, if I could only
Have your two front teeth
Then I could wish you
Merry Fistmas
[Verse 1]
Itll be so long til you can say
Sister Susie sitting on a sh*tter!
B*tch you better watch your mouth
I will slap a n****
[Chorus]
All I want for Christmas
Is your two front teeth
Your two front teeth
B*tch your two front teeth
Sh*t, if I could only
Have your two front teeth
Then I could wish you
Merry Fistmas! All I Want for Christmas (1967)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RD2zgivw-o8/mqdefault.jpg)
![Eight Maids a Milking (1968)
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Extremely rare 1960s Christmas soul single by Tiny Herman and The Milkmen. Tiny wrote this song about the eighth day of Christmas, saying its by far the most important day of the twelve days of Christmas. This holiday hit single was at the top of the pop charts for exactly eight days in December 1968 before being knocked off by Aretha Franklins feminist anthem Think.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Baby! I dont want no birds in a pear tree
I just want to watch these ladies squeeze
Ooh yeah!
[Chorus 1]
Eight maids a milking (eight maids)
I want eight maids a milking (thats hot!)
Give me eight maids a milking (f*ck yeah)
I need eight maids a milking (thats a lot of milk!)
[Verse 2]
Baby! I dont need any of those fancy gifts
I just want to see those awesome t*ts
Woo! Yeah
[Chorus 2]
Eight maids a milking (eight maids)
I want eight maids a milking (thats hot!)
Give me eight maids a milking (f*ck yeah)
I need eight maids a milking (thats a lot of milk!)
[Bridge]
Theres ten lords a leaping to peep through the window
Trying to see all that sweet milk flow (oh yeah!)
The pipers all start piping with their pipes
With their skin flutes they bang out tunes all night
(Woo!)
[Verse 3]
Baby! I dont care about those stocking fillers
I just want to see those sweet sweet milkers
Oh yeah!
[Chorus 3]
Eight maids a milking (eight maids)
I want eight maids a milking (thats hot!)
Give me eight maids a milking (f*ck yeah)
I need eight maids a milking (thats a lot of milk!)
[Chorus 4]
Eight maids a milking (eight maids)
I want eight maids a milking (thats hot!)
Give me eight maids a milking (f*ck yeah)
I need eight maids a milking (thats a lot of milk!)
Merry Milkmas! Eight Maids a Milking (1968)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/RFUj5_NYtQ4/mqdefault.jpg)


![Slapping a B*tch Tonight (1939)
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Rare hi-fi mono recording of popular 1930s Backhand Swing Gypsy-Jazz single by Ringo Ring Finger Whitemin. Ringo wrote this song about living the good life before the imminent wave of feminism would destroy the world he loved.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
This is the life
This is good living (can you hit me?)
I can b*tch slap my wife
If she doesnt listen
[Turnaround]
Ill slap a b*tch
(Hell slap a b*tch)
[Verse 2]
This is the life
Every fight Im winning (you win)
She cant make decisions
Without my permission
[Turnaround]
Ill slap a b*tch
(Hell slap a b*tch)
[Chorus]
Im feeling good, this is the life
Im living in the best of times
Im feeling good, Im feeling right
Im slapping a b*tch tonight
Oh f*ck yeah
[Bridge]
Quit all your b*tchen (all my b*tchen)
Or theyll have to send me to prison
[Verse 3]
Women shouldnt drive
Women cant fly a plane (no no)
I hope things stay the same
But if things ever change
[Turnaround]
Ill slap a b*tch
(Hell slap a b*tch)
[Chorus]
Im feeling good, this is the life
Im living in the best of times
Im feeling good, Im feeling right
Im slapping a b*tch tonight
Oh f*ck yeah
[Outro End]
Im slapping a b*tch tonight Slapping a B*tch Tonight (1939)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SrXt9wF2OBQ/mqdefault.jpg)
