Uploaded April 2026 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Rare copy of the 70's acoustic rock classic "Stuck in the Strait of Hormuz" written and performed by Land Stealers Wheel.
Rare copy of the 70's acoustic rock classic "Stuck in the Strait of Hormuz" written and performed by Land Stealers Wheel.

![Slapping a B*tch Tonight (1939)
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Rare hi-fi mono recording of popular 1930s Backhand Swing Gypsy-Jazz single by Ringo Ring Finger Whitemin. Ringo wrote this song about living the good life before the imminent wave of feminism would destroy the world he loved.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
This is the life
This is good living (can you hit me?)
I can b*tch slap my wife
If she doesnt listen
[Turnaround]
Ill slap a b*tch
(Hell slap a b*tch)
[Verse 2]
This is the life
Every fight Im winning (you win)
She cant make decisions
Without my permission
[Turnaround]
Ill slap a b*tch
(Hell slap a b*tch)
[Chorus]
Im feeling good, this is the life
Im living in the best of times
Im feeling good, Im feeling right
Im slapping a b*tch tonight
Oh f*ck yeah
[Bridge]
Quit all your b*tchen (all my b*tchen)
Or theyll have to send me to prison
[Verse 3]
Women shouldnt drive
Women cant fly a plane (no no)
I hope things stay the same
But if things ever change
[Turnaround]
Ill slap a b*tch
(Hell slap a b*tch)
[Chorus]
Im feeling good, this is the life
Im living in the best of times
Im feeling good, Im feeling right
Im slapping a b*tch tonight
Oh f*ck yeah
[Outro End]
Im slapping a b*tch tonight Slapping a B*tch Tonight (1939)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/SrXt9wF2OBQ/mqdefault.jpg)




![Daddys Belt (1967)
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This hit single by Sammy Bo Jackson was a Fathers Day favorite played by dads everywhere. Sams own father use to sing a version of this song to him before he would go get his belt. Sams father didnt like the incoming fashion of skinny ties and thin belts, and in response he started his own collection of giant over-sized ties and belts. Needless to say his children, including Sammy Bo, were the most well behaved children in their entire town.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
All day long all you do is play
you never seem to want to obey
Just wait until daddy gets back
This belts gonna whoop that a**
[Verse 2]
Kids have a hard time listening
Dads got a black belt in discipline
I pity the fool who eats the last rib
Do not test me kids (oh sh*t!)
[Chorus 1]
Son its gonna hurt like hell
Feel pain like youve never felt
Give your a** a giant welt
When daddy gets his belt (Woo! yeah)
[Bridge]
If you break my turntable (turntable)
I will make you disabled (disabled)
Dont you dare scratch daddys car (oh no)
Or he will leave you a bad a** scar (yeah!)
[Verse 3]
Daddys belt is completely unstoppable
With pain that seems physically impossible
Hope you stayed out of trouble today
Cuz daddy is on his way (oh sh*t!)
[Chorus 2]
Son its gonna hurt like hell
Feel pain like youve never felt
Give your a** a giant welt
When daddy gets his belt (Woo! yeah)
[Chorus 3]
Son its gonna hurt like hell
Feel pain like youve never felt
Give your a** a giant welt
When daddy gets his belt (Woo! yeah)
[Outro]
Daddys gonna whoop that a**
oh yeah Daddys Belt (1967)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UqR4b3A1n_g/mqdefault.jpg)
![No Means YES (1978)
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Smooth 70s easy listening r&b that WILL assault you.
Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Yo I was flying through space,
when I had a total recall of three titties in my face,
Gonna trap her with my tractor beam,
Theres no stopping, this ship from docking
[Verse 2]
Im from Mars and youre from Venus
I wanna fly to Uranus with my penis
Outer space is the place to be
Where nobody can hear you scream
[Chorus]
Outer space is the best (the best!)
The only place where no (no) always means yes (yes!)
Outer space is the best (the best!)
The only place where no (no!) always means yes (yes!)
[Verse 3]
Hey there princess Laya,
I really wanna lay ya,
It dont care what you say uh,
Cuz in outer space, no means yay uh No Means YES (1978)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UvPUT0gEL3Q/mqdefault.jpg)


