Uploaded October 2024 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
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Rare hi-fi mono recording of popular 1930's "Backhand Swing" Gypsy-Jazz single by Ringo "Ring Finger" Whitemin. Ringo wrote this song about living the good life before the imminent wave of feminism would destroy the world he loved.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
This is the life
This is good living (can you hit me?)
I can b*tch slap my wife
If she doesn't listen
[Turnaround]
I'll slap a b*tch
(He'll slap a b*tch)
[Verse 2]
This is the life
Every fight I'm winning (you win)
She can't make decisions
Without my permission
[Turnaround]
I'll slap a b*tch
(He'll slap a b*tch)
[Chorus]
I'm feeling good, this is the life
I'm living in the best of times
I'm feeling good, I'm feeling right
I'm slapping a b*tch tonight
Oh f*ck yeah
[Bridge]
Quit all your b*tchen (all my b*tchen)
Or they'll have to send me to prison
[Verse 3]
Women shouldn't drive
Women can't fly a plane (no no)
I hope things stay the same
But if things ever change
[Turnaround]
I'll slap a b*tch
(He'll slap a b*tch)
[Chorus]
I'm feeling good, this is the life
I'm living in the best of times
I'm feeling good, I'm feeling right
I'm slapping a b*tch tonight
Oh f*ck yeah
[Outro End]
I'm slapping a b*tch tonight
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Rare hi-fi mono recording of popular 1930's "Backhand Swing" Gypsy-Jazz single by Ringo "Ring Finger" Whitemin. Ringo wrote this song about living the good life before the imminent wave of feminism would destroy the world he loved.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
This is the life
This is good living (can you hit me?)
I can b*tch slap my wife
If she doesn't listen
[Turnaround]
I'll slap a b*tch
(He'll slap a b*tch)
[Verse 2]
This is the life
Every fight I'm winning (you win)
She can't make decisions
Without my permission
[Turnaround]
I'll slap a b*tch
(He'll slap a b*tch)
[Chorus]
I'm feeling good, this is the life
I'm living in the best of times
I'm feeling good, I'm feeling right
I'm slapping a b*tch tonight
Oh f*ck yeah
[Bridge]
Quit all your b*tchen (all my b*tchen)
Or they'll have to send me to prison
[Verse 3]
Women shouldn't drive
Women can't fly a plane (no no)
I hope things stay the same
But if things ever change
[Turnaround]
I'll slap a b*tch
(He'll slap a b*tch)
[Chorus]
I'm feeling good, this is the life
I'm living in the best of times
I'm feeling good, I'm feeling right
I'm slapping a b*tch tonight
Oh f*ck yeah
[Outro End]
I'm slapping a b*tch tonight




![Daddys Belt (1967)
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This hit single by Sammy Bo Jackson was a Fathers Day favorite played by dads everywhere. Sams own father use to sing a version of this song to him before he would go get his belt. Sams father didnt like the incoming fashion of skinny ties and thin belts, and in response he started his own collection of giant over-sized ties and belts. Needless to say his children, including Sammy Bo, were the most well behaved children in their entire town.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
All day long all you do is play
you never seem to want to obey
Just wait until daddy gets back
This belts gonna whoop that a**
[Verse 2]
Kids have a hard time listening
Dads got a black belt in discipline
I pity the fool who eats the last rib
Do not test me kids (oh sh*t!)
[Chorus 1]
Son its gonna hurt like hell
Feel pain like youve never felt
Give your a** a giant welt
When daddy gets his belt (Woo! yeah)
[Bridge]
If you break my turntable (turntable)
I will make you disabled (disabled)
Dont you dare scratch daddys car (oh no)
Or he will leave you a bad a** scar (yeah!)
[Verse 3]
Daddys belt is completely unstoppable
With pain that seems physically impossible
Hope you stayed out of trouble today
Cuz daddy is on his way (oh sh*t!)
[Chorus 2]
Son its gonna hurt like hell
Feel pain like youve never felt
Give your a** a giant welt
When daddy gets his belt (Woo! yeah)
[Chorus 3]
Son its gonna hurt like hell
Feel pain like youve never felt
Give your a** a giant welt
When daddy gets his belt (Woo! yeah)
[Outro]
Daddys gonna whoop that a**
oh yeah Daddys Belt (1967)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UqR4b3A1n_g/mqdefault.jpg)
![No Means YES (1978)
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Smooth 70s easy listening r&b that WILL assault you.
Lyrics:
[Verse 1]
Yo I was flying through space,
when I had a total recall of three titties in my face,
Gonna trap her with my tractor beam,
Theres no stopping, this ship from docking
[Verse 2]
Im from Mars and youre from Venus
I wanna fly to Uranus with my penis
Outer space is the place to be
Where nobody can hear you scream
[Chorus]
Outer space is the best (the best!)
The only place where no (no) always means yes (yes!)
Outer space is the best (the best!)
The only place where no (no!) always means yes (yes!)
[Verse 3]
Hey there princess Laya,
I really wanna lay ya,
It dont care what you say uh,
Cuz in outer space, no means yay uh No Means YES (1978)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/UvPUT0gEL3Q/mqdefault.jpg)



![B*tches Do Dishes (1978)
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This funk single by Thurgood Jenkins and The Custodians was a smash hit all across the USA, from Hells Kitchen to Spatula City and beyond. Thurgood had two part time jobs to help make ends meet, one job as a janitor and one as a dishwasher. After a long day of work, the very last thing Thurgood wanted to do was wash dishes.
Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Dinner is over but your still not done
I see these plates and cups stacking up
You better finish all of your work
or dessert is really gonna hurt
[Chorus 1]
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes
(Do the dishes) B*tch do the dishes
In this kitchen (In this kitchen)
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes
[Verse 2]
Baby Im trying to eat this pork
But I cant even find one clean fork
If you dont make it clean and spiffy
Ill take your a** to spatula city
[Chorus 2]
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes
(Do the dishes) B*tch do the dishes
In this kitchen (In this kitchen)
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes
[Verse 3]
Step one hold your tongue and grab a sponge
Step two you grab a mop and a broom
Dont stop til the kitchen is spotless
I expect you to do it topless
[Chorus 3]
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes
(Do the dishes) B*tch do the dishes
In this kitchen (In this kitchen)
In this kitchen b*tches do dishes B*tches Do Dishes (1978)](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/W1rJj9Umm0w/mqdefault.jpg)
