Uploaded December 2025 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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Rare copy of the original uncensored version of "All I Want for Christmas" performed by Mike 'Tooth Fairy' Jones.

LYRICS

[Chorus]
All I want for Christmas
Is your two front teeth
Your two front teeth
B*tch your two front teeth

Sh*t, if I could only
Have your two front teeth
Then I could wish you
Merry Fistmas

[Verse 1]
It'll be so long til you can say
"Sister Susie sitting on a sh*tter!"
B*tch you better watch your mouth
I will slap a n****

[Chorus]
All I want for Christmas
Is your two front teeth
Your two front teeth
B*tch your two front teeth

Sh*t, if I could only
Have your two front teeth
Then I could wish you
Merry Fistmas!